Huh: That Perez Hilton Movie Doesn't Look Like An Oscar Contender
Here we have the trailer for the direct-to-DVD movie starring Perez Hilton, Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild. I understand that it's supposed to be a campy "spoof" like Epic Movie and Disaster Movie. I get that. But what does it look like? It looks like Jerry Falwell's idea of any movie with gay men in it. It looks like what the Reverend Fred Phelps probably thought Brokeback Mountain was about. Actually, it looks like what everyone imagined when we heard Perez Hilton was starring in a movie, I guess, so maybe it's brilliant (no):
Wait, I've got it: It looks worse than The Women (2008). (Snap!)
Posted by Lindsay at 2:45 PM in Really Bad Movies, Trailer
Tags: Another Gay Sequel | Perez Hilton
As a gay individual, this makes me want to vomit. And cry. Simultaneously. This trailer alone is about 20 times worse than Perez Hilton per se. And Perez Hilton is the worst.
Also, if a contest like this really happened, Perez Hilton would lose really bad.
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I saw the original "Not Another Gay Movie" and nearly killed myself. As a young gay male, the film honestly offended me. It devoid of anything remotely funny and served only to further tarnish what the world thinks of homosexuals. I'm pretty bummed (get it) that there will be a sequel.
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You forgot to close your nullus tag.
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Wow, I can't believe how many people are in it that I recognize. I think Perez isn't exactly starring in this. And if they were smart they would have kept him as low profile as possible. But with that said, it looks pretty bad. I think I'm going to have to pass.
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the fact that perez hilton is in it and has music in it.... and ALSO that there is a line "you have to decide whether to follow your heart or your hole" makes me so glad to be a woman. and then i see the women.... and just want to stab my eyes with horse hormones.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure Perez isn't starring in this and doesn't have any real creative control. It's the sequel to Not Another Gay Movie, which I seem to be the only (gay) person in the world ( this comment thread) that really enjoyed it, mostly because of the butch lesbian character that enters every scene with her middle finger up screaming "fuck yeah" who seems to be missing in the trailer for the sequel here... sad. The original actually showed in theaters, meaning The Quad which is the gayest theater ever.
However, part of me is really happy to see such a high volume of B-gay celebrities together in one place so I'll probably watch this. There's very few ways to see Colton Ford, Scott Thompson, Perez, and Lady Bunny in one 30 second trailer.
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that trailer made me so sick and sad.
it's like the 'norbit' or 'white girls' of gay cinema.
someone wrote that script, guys.
and someone else read it and said, 'this is a film that deserves to be made and i will pay for it.'
it's time to show the picture of the kids in darfur that gabe likes to put up, because i bet they're really looking forward to enjoying this in their local multiplex.
oops, they don't have movie theatres or electricity or homes or clean water. my bad.
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