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October 15, 2008

Extraordinary Dark Vendetta Man City

As we all know, the floppy sack mask is now the scariest mask. But now it is also the most action packed mask. Franklyn trailer, you guys:

I have never once wondered what it would be like if someone combined Dark City, V for Vendetta, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Darkman, Count Duckula, The City of Lost Children, and The English Patient into one confusing steampunk fartmare of a movie. But now that they have, I would probably see it just because I want to know the answer to the following question: huh?

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Long after this movie is forgotten*, the word "fartmare' will live on...

*About an hour and a half after it's released.

Posted by: Ashley at 10/15/08 3:36 PM  | Reply
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Becca

you forgot to throw WATCHMEN in there. this looks like it will be a bastard chimera of a a movie.

Posted by: Becca profile link at 10/15/08 4:12 PM  | Reply
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AND they use the soundtrack from the fountain!?

Posted by: Dan at 10/15/08 4:28 PM  | Reply
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Yeah, I was going to point that out too. I liked Sam Riley in Control. Saddens me to see him in this "fartmare" as Gabe put it.

Posted by: tautou at 10/15/08 8:01 PM  | Reply
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