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May 23, 2008

Can We Get Heather Graham A Better Agent?

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Remember when Heather Graham was the hottest thing on four wheels? Lately, though, it seems like Rollergirl is making some bad choices, or having them made for her by a dearth of roles for super adorable actresses in their late 30's. First came a long hiatus from film, then Gray Matters, a single-woman-looking-for-love indie with a punny title, then the canceled TV series Emily's Reasons Why Not, and now someone has had the terrible idea of casting Heather as a British single woman in search of a sperm donor in another punny movie, Miss Conception. It seems from this trailer that even the Brits aren't protected by their superior taste from overused puns and, while we're at it, plots.

Who finds out they have two weeks to conceive, anyway? That's not even possible. And let's get Heather playing against type in a dark drama or thriller, stat.

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Lol you said Gray Matters. That fuckin movie...

It was almost as weird as her 1997 "Two Girls and a Guy", starring my future husband of questionable orientation Robert Downey Jr.

Has anyone seen her more recent "Adrift in Manhattan"?

Posted by: chipmunk fart profile link at 05/23/08 12:04 PM | Reply
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omg Two Girls And A Guy! We have to nominate that for worst film of all time.

Posted by: Lindsay profile link at 05/23/08 12:21 PM | Reply
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How bout "Killing Me Softly"? Good God, Shakespeare in Love with RollerGirl in a softcore-murder-thriller set in Britain...ugh.

Posted by: RJC at 05/23/08 12:34 PM | Reply
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Heather Graham can't act. She reads her lines monotone and smiles wide eyed for the camera. Sexy but well meaning. And Cameron Diaz has the lock on that these days.

Posted by: chia profile link at 05/23/08 4:29 PM | Reply
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