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June 20, 2008

At What Point Will The World Have Its Fill Of Brendan Fraser?

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor trailer, you guys:

Sometimes that movie looks like fun, and sometimes it looks like the worst. It's like that vision test you have to take at the DMV where you push a button every time you see the flickering gray circle, except in this case the flickering gray circle is Brendan Fraser, and pushing the button is shooting yourself in the face. He's the worst. He's like the white Al Roker. Him and Al Roker should have to square-off in a cliff-top battle to the death, and when one of them has killed the other, we detonate some blasting caps under the cliff and send the whole thing toppling into Whoops Ocean.

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Wow, Brendan Fraser "Really. Hates. Mummies." WTF with the dragon at the end? Is it a mummy dragon?

Posted by: Randi profile link at 06/20/08 2:32 PM | Reply
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I'm sure the world will get more than it's fill of Fraser since he's also in Journey to Center of the Earth 3-DDDDDDDDDD!!!!!! this summer.

Posted by: Chadams at 06/20/08 2:50 PM | Reply
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I hate Fraser for the fact that the only prominent roles he can seem to get is Indiana Jones-lite.

Posted by: Joe H profile link at 06/20/08 3:59 PM | Reply
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what

DRAGONS. Maybe I'll see this one after all.

Posted by: what profile link at 06/20/08 4:36 PM | Reply
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Scott

From now on you have to refer to Brendan Fraser only as The White Al Roker.

Posted by: Scott profile link at 06/20/08 6:42 PM | Reply
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remember school ties?
that was pretty good and had he continued down that path there would not be this need to designate him the white al roker

Posted by: nicole at 06/21/08 11:32 AM | Reply
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good for rachel weisz for not signing up again.

Posted by: bly at 06/22/08 10:20 AM | Reply
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Geez people get off it already. You only wish you could be half as good looking and talented as Brendan Fraser is. All actors have done roles they wished they wouldn't have. We live and learn. I personally am very excited to see the new Mummy movie and Journey to the Center of the Earth. Good/Bad who cares, watching him is worth the ticket alone, the movie is just a bonus!

Posted by: Kelly at 06/26/08 1:29 AM | Reply
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