Fred Durst Is Rubber, We Are All Glue

I never thought I'd say this, but maybe Fred Durst isn't a total moron. If the Limp Bizkit frontman wanted to direct a mainstream movie that wouldn't be eviscerated by every thinking person with an internet connection, he really couldn't have done better than the heartwarming true story of a fatherless social outcast who becomes the first girl on her school's football team and leads them to the playoffs with the help of her uncle Ice Cube. The Longshots looks like the movie equivalent of a bomb-deflecting shield. How do we tear this to pieces, exactly?

Damn you, Durst. I mean, I'm not going to actually see the movie or anything crazy like that, but wow, that trailer is Teflon.

Posted by Lindsay at 12:54 PM in Trailer
Tags: Fred Durst | Ice Cube

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Is this the true story of ?uestlove and his niece?

Posted by: thefaintingcycle at 05/29/08 1:06 PM  | Reply
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Seriously, with the trailer voice-over and everything, this whole movie could've actually been made in 1991 and nobody would be the wiser.

Posted by: Shaun at 05/29/08 4:34 PM  | Reply
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i have a guilty pleasure for feel good sports movies, ugh damn you... waitaminute... fred durst? wtf?

Posted by: sammy at 05/30/08 4:18 PM  | Reply
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Posted by: chaingattasse at 11/18/08 12:35 PM  | Reply
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