Fox News's Dagen McDowell Has An Elaborate Fantasy About Uncle Sam

Ummm:

Why, Fox News Business Analyst Dagen McDowell! Stop being so proud of that analogy! Though it's very 2009 of her. The 1850 version might have been "If you walk on the same side of the street as Uncle Sam without an escort, he will memorize the contours of your ankles and think about them later, while he is alone." Does Dagen kiss her Confederate Flag with that mouth?

Posted by Lindsay at 12:30 PM in Awkward Live TV, The News
Tags: Dagen McDowell | Fox News | Uncle Sam

6 Comments

Sounds like somebody's speaking from experience.

Posted by: wubdub at 03/26/09 12:46 PM | Reply
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Thank you Dagan, well stated.

Posted by: ModestAlfred at 03/26/09 1:12 PM | Reply
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that was the finest moment. if 'well-stated' is your natural response, you are the best.

Posted by: Jeb  in reply to ModestAlfred's comment at 03/26/09 3:33 PM | Reply
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Sammy told her to have fun at dinner

Posted by: west at 03/26/09 1:23 PM | Reply
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Republicans always bitch about the country going to hell and how we've lost our moral compass and all that, but they're all doing some KINKY shit behind closed doors.

Ask her about the time she got GOP'd at Anne Coulter's place.

Posted by: Mcluskyist at 03/26/09 2:03 PM | Reply
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'Cuz that's what's been happenin.

Posted by: Carrie at 03/26/09 4:49 PM | Reply
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