Cosmo Finds Every Possible Way To Please Your Man
The only way this Onion News Network Today Now report on Cosmopolitan Magazine's landmark discovery of every possible way to please a man could be better is if they said the word "taint" (are taint jokes so 1990s now?) OR if they mentioned the most classic Cosmo man-pleasing tip of all time, which involves a scrunchie. But this will do:
I demand an entire segment with the author of the Shit Yourself Thin diet book.
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You can see the words "Scrunchy Test" written on a notepad at one point. Also, what happened to that blog that made fun of all their "man tips" - it was called something like "Everyone at Cosmo is a Virgin"?
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I just found that blog. Forget I ever mentioned it. Ew.
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