That's Your Girlfriend: Peaches Geldof
You don't like her, you like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like her. I think you should just get married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married. And then the two of you can share a cell in jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail jail. I'm pretty sure that's how jail works works works works works works works works works works works works works works works works works works works works works works works works works works works works works works. Right, you guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys? (Via TheDailyWhat.)
Posted by Gabe at 11:30 AM in That's Your Girlfriend
Tags: Peaches Geldof
Humour through repetition
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Humour through repetition
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Humour through repetition
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Why did your last one get 40 thumbs up, but your first comment got 8? Stupid monsters!
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I think it's something to do with comic timing. When making a joke such as this, saying it two times will feel like too few, and four times too many. Three is the perfect comedic number, with the third being the punchline.
That being said, I would like everyone who upvoted the third to upvote the first and second too. My aim of taking up 60% of the monsters' ball with one joke may yet be realised!
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There's no U. Humor. HUMOROUS.
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Alright, I confess, I come from BritainLand. You say humor, I say humour. You happy now?
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maybe she had a stroke? or maybe this is causing me to have a stroke. either way, i don't understand her.
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I DONT like this at ALL
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Hey, cut it out. Me and my girlfriend are in like.
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Someone needs to go record themselves talking and listen to it later, Tobias Funke style.
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Bad news: this gave me a seizure. Good news: my schizophrenia is gone!
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ugh. your repeato text gave me x 17 a headache x 103 but the clip was awesome x 2. it starts to sound like awful, awful music after awhile.
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math!
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something tells me that peaches has been taken out of context.
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My girlfriend? I mean, I like her, but I don't LIKE LIKE her.
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Me failum English? That's unpossible!
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What? I thought that chick was Pete Dougherty this whole time. Thanks, Gabe!
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Well i'm reluctant to like-like my girlfriend Peaches Geldof but I guess I could go along with it, just so long as i don't have to rape-rape her...
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Peaches Geldof is my girlfriend. We have the same taste in music and sometimes I let her wear my tshirts. http://blogs.orange.co.uk/.a/6a00d8345192e469e2011570a690c2970b-800wi
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Actually that pic looks whack.
Just tryin to spread the word that she loves Crystal Stilts.
She broke up with me so she could date ToddP.
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I don't know who this person is. All I can say is that I hope I never meet Gabe because he will just shove this video in my face and scream "THIS IS YOU, BASICALLY!" And I will be sad.
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Give her a little slap on the back and it should get her going again.
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Um, like, whatever. Like, seriously, she is not really my girlfriend. Um, it's, like, complicated.
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After watching that, I want to punch her in the face. Again and again. And again and again and again and again.
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if she were to put a benefit concert together, it'd be called LIKE-Aid! PAH!
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Ewww. Gross noises in between the 'likes', right? That clipped sound of saliva and whatever else contributes to that sound? I think the volume is up too high on my computer maybe.
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Peaches Geldof already has a boyfriend: http://www.break.com/index/i-was-like-um.html
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Oh man! i cant wait for her book to drop- it'll be a real pager turner, i bet.
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I feel like there's 3 fingers pointing back @ me...
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I know you monsters are all in like, but she's already spoken for.
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Sorry, wildcard. I'm 51 minutes of fail behind you. Can I save face by replaying the "Humour through repetition" bit?
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Redundancy is this post's middle name.
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Turns out I only thought I hated Peaches Geldof BEFORE I saw this. Innocent times. At least now I know how to make Fern Cotton (the other blonde talent graveyard above) seem more likable.
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I had no idea who this was before now, but after a wikipedia search on her full name I can say that I like (likelikelikelikelikelikelikelikelikelikelikelikelikelike) her based solely on what her parents did to her.
Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof
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Wow, and I thought MY parents hated me D:
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I like like like like like like like the part when she says "OH, like." I like.
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I bet shes in her prime laying season.
As in she sounds like a damn chicken.
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What do you expect from someone whose full name is Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof?
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peaches who? don't make me learn who she is...
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