That's Your Boyfriend: The Sunroof Masturbator
Your poor boyfriend forgot to close his sunroof while jerking off in the car he very unfortunately chose to park under the offices of a Canadian internet company. So they took video, and laughed a lot, and alerted your boyfriend to their presence. Safe for work:
I think my favorite part is all the strong Canadian accents. And the moments after the guy knows he's caught but before he drives away.
Posted by Lindsay at 2:15 PM in Caught On Tape, That's Your Boyfriend
Tags: Masturbation
Masturbating while parked along the city street in broad daylight? This is something people do?
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Only in Canada. Their favorite national pastime is trying to masturbate in public without getting caught. If you succeed then you win two free hockey tickets, but if you are caught, your catchers get to dump maple syrup on you. Good thing he drove away fast enough!
I am a professor in Canadian Studies for My Basement University.
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"Masturbating while parked along the city street in broad daylight? This is something people do?"
It's Sherbourne street in Toronto, public masturbation is akin to giving out free hugs compared to what normally goes on on that street.
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I'm pretty sure this is in Edmonton, as that's where Nexopia is based. (Not sure if you were implying otherwise) Not to say it doesn't happen in Toronto, but I wouldn't want anyone to think Toronto was the capital of public displays of self-affection. Go City of Champions!
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Creeping Christ! This guy has time to park and jerk off? Fuck. In this economy, I'm jerking off into a cup WHILE driving to drop it off at the sperm bank on my commute to my second job. I'm moving to Canada.
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Rookie mistake. We all know Rule 7 (the rule about sunroofs). Come on, man, you're making us look bad!
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This is the last time I drive to Canada to masturbate in my van.
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Little known fact: Public masturbation is legal in Canada and encouraged.
Staplers however, still illegal.
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At least people with this level of intelligence (low) and this level of nerve (high) don't wind up as the leaders of our country, right, guys? COUGH 2000 - 2008.
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(subtle)
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I just want Bush to understand the reference when he reads this.
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He doesn't have interwebs
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Are you suggesting there is footage of Bush publicly masturbating in Canada? I knew he was just simple folks like us.
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It's clearly a viral marketing video by nexopia.com
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I haven't gone there. Nobody go there! Then it won't work if that's what it is!
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Fuck, I went there.
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Canadian Accent > New York state, Michigan and southern accent.
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I'm pretty sure this is in Edmonton, as that's where Nexopia is based. (Not sure if you were suggesting otherwise) Because obviously I wouldn't want people to think that Toronto was the capital of public displays of self-affection. Go City of Champions!
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Oops, replied to the wrong comment.
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I'd leave Michigan out of this. You don't wanna fuck with those people right now.
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Ashton Kutcher beat you (really, excuse the pun).
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Jeez, can a guy get a little privacy when they do that in public?
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We don't have accents
:(
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Elliot, we're foreigners - we do have accents.
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No.... no just quebec and the maritimes.... *sob* just quebec and the maritimes.....
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ya we do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJXedRX-0Ro
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is that sort of like a sex addict thing?
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Own our accent, Elliot! Own it! Don't be sorry!
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After working in Newfoundland for over ten years I returned to Ontario and was mocked relentlessly by co-workers because I had picked up a bit of the local brogue.
The best descriptor was that I sounded like a "drunken leprechaun with a speech impediment" [LOL]
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I don't hear any specific accent... what exactly is the "strong Canadian accent"...
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Yeah...I'm still not getting this strong Canadian accent you're picking up. Btw, to whomever called out Sherbourne THANK YOU.
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You see, this is why I love men so much! ;)
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