That's Your Boyfriend: Terrible Thief
We toss the term "your boyfriend" around a lot, but seriously, this guy is your boyfriend. When he gets out of jail, you guys are going to move in together and get totally in-love married.
He should team up with Tom Sizemore. No highlighter or bottle of margarita mix will be safe! Obviously, there's nothing funny about a man who clearly has an alcohol problem turning to a life of crime out of desperation, only to fall repeatedly in ways that may cause permanent damage. But at the same time there is something kind of funny, you know? Whatever, if I have to go to jail, you're coming with me. You probably want to go to jail. To be closer to your boyfriend. Which is this guy. (Via TruTV. Thanks for the tip, Caroline.)
Posted by Gabe at 1:30 PM in Justice, That's Your Boyfriend
Tags: Alcohol | Crime | Criminals
God it must have been fun to add the sound effects to that.
Score = 7
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ndx_IdlUQU
Score = 5
god bless you
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Randy Wagstaff from the Wire Season 4, I knew your tale was tragic, but I had no idea.
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Motherfucker's indestructible. Can we clone dude's DNA for the war on terror?
Score = 6
The delay between the ladder tipping and him crashing onto the shelf is maybe the greatest example of (natural) comedic timing I have ever seen.
Score = 15
It seems my boyfriends have all been drunks lately. They must all remind me of my father.
Score = 4
I can't tell which Ying Yang Twin that is. Can't say I'm surprised though...this seems like the next step after squandering your ill-deserved fortune on Crunk Juice and Ramen and paintings of sailboats. Downward spiral indeed.
Score = -2
big deal. you know what i call that? friday night.
Score = 3
that's not very responsible of you.
Score = 1
How was he planning on getting the shopping cart into the ceiling?
Score = 12
Ninja personified. I can't get over how much of a nondescript asshole the narrator is: "insulation cushions the landing, but not the bottles that drop on his head. Feeling no pain, the man shakes off the fall." Feeling no pain? Get inside this guy's head, now that is mothafuckin' pain.
Score = 4
I'm just happy to see someone finally fulfill what I've always dreamed of doing when I'm on one of my frequent five day benders.
Score = 0
wow that man has some stamina... fuck. those were some serious spills and it doesnt even phase him.... maybe i should set him up with my sister when he gets out of jail.
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