That's Your Boyfriend: Rock Band Contestant
The video itself is obviously fake, but it's actually a pretty accurate portrait of your boyfriend.
I'll be honest. Despite the fact that his favorite thing to do on a Saturday night is go to the same bar with the same friends and play hours of Big Buck Hunter when he's not even that good at Big Buck Hunter, and despite the fact that he refers to you as "dude" even though you've been dating for years, and despite the fact that he still wears ironic t-shirts that he bought from Urban Outfitters when he was in college that are old enough to not be ironic anymore, and despite the fact that he claims to have "invented" something called "the brown and tan" which is Jaeger and ginger ale, he's still probably my favorite (so far) of your boyfriends. (Via Kotaku.)
Posted by Gabe at 4:00 PM in That's Your Boyfriend, Video Games
Tags: Rock Band
Wait, so did the marketing team for Fighting actually decide that this was a good site to put ads for their movie on?
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Had they included "Dead or Alive" "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" or "Don't Stop Believing" this would be the PERFECT douchey-fratboy-does-karaoke parody.
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lmao @ the mic drops, "please don't drop my stuff", anal gravy, "we're gay", and his grand exit. wow.
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Oh, my God, fuck this guy. I had a (former) friend take his shirt off after grabbing the mic at a Rock Band party. It was horrible. Apparently some people lose all intelligence once they become the lead singer of an imaginary band, what with all the imaginary groupies and imaginary platinum records.
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I just want to draw everyones attention to the FUTON that they are sitting on.
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I want this to be real.
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you can't ask for much more than "helen keller fuck switch"
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I became a believer at the precise moment of the robot noises.
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hahah. he is the creed of rockband.
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