That's Your Boyfriend: Micah Jesse
I'm still not entirely convinced that your boyfriend is even real. In some ways (in lots of ways) he seems like a pitch-perfect parody of a would-be Perez Hilton by some Improv 201 UCB graduate. He jumped over a fence to meet Monica? He just got the first look at the new Time magazine? C'mon son! But there's also something that's almost TOO REAL about him. That's probably why you love him so much. You guys will be out one night and it'll be three in the morning and he'll just be like, "oh my God, I seriously need some popcorn shrimp served in a champagne glass with a side of absinthe-scented cocktail sauce ASAP" (and of course he pronounces it a-sap) or "I'm sorry, I didn't hear anything you said for the past five minutes, because I was thinking about what it would be like if Lady Gaga was my roommate and we slept in bunk beds," and you're just like "are you for real right now, Micah Jesse? You are the worst! I want to kiss you on the mouth!" That is what you are like. (Via BuzzFeed.)
Posted by Gabe at 10:15 AM in That's Your Boyfriend
Tags: Blogs | Celebrity Bloggers | Micah Jesse | Perez Hilton
My boyfriend talks to ACTUAL celebrities like Tom Green and Jojo! Tom Green. You know, he had that show one time a long long time ago? And Jojo? The singer? She sang that one song that one time that was HUGE like five years ago? Whatever mom these people are CELEBRITIES and you can't take Micah's love away from me!!!! Yes you can come over this afternoon to do my laundry.
Score = 13
my heart dropped when he said new york.. send him back to LA
also he did that annoying thing where people talk about themselves for the entire interview.. was especially obvious when he took away the mic from jojo to sing real cool micah real cool you're fired
Score = 9
For a dude whose whole existence screams vacuous obsession with vanity, he needs to rethink that stubble head look, what with the bald patches and all.
Or is that Lupus?
Score = 1
It's never lupus. But you should never make deals with a man who can't even grow his own eyebrows, obs.
Score = 8
Glitter. Sparkle. Kill me. Now.
Is this what your life is like Gabe? I like to think it is. It definitely is.
Score = 26
i would like to see gabe use the term 'fabulosity' much more freely.
Score = 5
my boyfriend makes tom green seem like an articulate, thoughtful, tower of Oscar Wildean wit with a ever-so-slight whiff of backhanded irony.
which one of the many reasons that i love him so much.
Score = 9
also, what do you guys think his ring is? I hope it's gonna eat him some day. Or at least, eat me...
Score = 4
I wonder what Micah's girlfriend thinks of all this?
Score = 11
Was Micah Jesse interviewing Tom Green or was Tom Green interviewing Micah Jesse? I'm so confused.
Score = 4
This is Micah as a child, you can tell by this child's facial expression that this video is clearly not stage
Score = 2
This is why all the other planets hate us.
Score = 10
This is why we can't have nice things?
Score = 3
Hey now the lovely and talented Aubrey O'Day gave him a shoutout on twitter
http://micahjesse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Picture-19.png
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Great! He is from Georgia. PERFECT! This combined with the Stone Mountain episode of 30 Rock, I AM OUT OF ATLANTA NOW! Not even D-Hall living in Atlanta in the offseason can keep me here.
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Before you leave, we should totally hang out.
Score = 1
Glitter. Sparkles. Shut it. DOWN.
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Bruno was based on my boyfriend's lifestyle and mannerisms.
Score = 7
All I know is when I open my next art series (which will attempt to bring back fabulosity), I'm calling Micah to MC the event for me. Maybe he can get America's Last (or next-to-next-to-last, I can't remember) Top Model Jaslene to attend.
Score = 0
Ouch being zinged by Tom Green, that's just sad.
Score = 3
Welcome, everyone, to Gabe's Videogum...(checks blackberry)...Internet?...website?...(checks with Gabe, gets the nod)...to bring you...life...to bring you...revitalization into the unnecessary minutia of our banal existences on the web. So we're bringing back fabulocity through art. And your boyfriends.
Score = 2
I couldn't even focus on this video because I was for reals too sidetracked by thinking about what it would be like if Lady Gaga and I were bunkmates... beautiful, dirty, and rich I hope.
Score = 5
It reminds me of how in school the teacher would ask you to draw what you wanted to be when you grew up. He chose to draw characitures and sure enough, he became one.
I don't remember what I drew, but based upon my surroundings, I'm guessing it was a drunk person in a cold dark basement.
Score = 7