That's Your Boyfriend: J Smoov

(via Rob Huebel)

At first you kind of liked making the videos with him. It was definitely "outside your comfort zone," but that was part of the excitement. You felt a little weird having so many other people in the room watching, but that seemed to be the way these videos were done, and no one else appeared bothered by it, so who were you to say anything. After the first couple months of the relationship, you were talking to a friend on the phone, and you described the videos as "sexual Cirque du Soleil. Karen, you wouldn't believe it."

Then one day someone at work forwarded you the Pretty Ricky video, and although you haven't been able to bring yourself to break up with J, you can't help shake the feeling that when he sees you, all he sees is an ottoman.

Posted by Gabe at 11:15 AM in That's Your Boyfriend
Tags: J Smoov

15 Comments

What the fuck is happening in this video?
Is that girl under the effects of some sort of sedative? Are the people observing in the video as disturbed as I am? Why does he keep putting his hat on her ass?

Posted by: Adam at 01/07/09 11:55 AM  | Reply
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too much. i like the parts where he puts his hat on her booty presumably to highlight the bump and grind.

Posted by: scoopalicious at 01/07/09 12:00 PM  | Reply
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also, the corner floor mattress. you know somebody actually sleeps there.

Posted by: scoopalicious at 01/07/09 12:04 PM  | Reply
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First and last "J Smoov" video I'll be watching

Posted by: Angelaaaa at 01/07/09 12:28 PM  | Reply
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1 Egomaniac + 1 Person W/ Low Self-Esteem + Videorecorder = This

Posted by: Darren87 at 01/07/09 12:39 PM  | Reply
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Reading the youtube comments on that video is like trying to read a foreign language.

Posted by: kushiro at 01/07/09 12:47 PM  | Reply
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i feel like a predator for watching this........

Posted by: Becca at 01/07/09 2:57 PM  | Reply
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Thank God neither of those people are my kids.

Posted by: Genevieve at 01/07/09 3:27 PM  | Reply
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I still love the Daily Show Pretty Oliver sketch making fun of Pretty Ricky. Genius!
http://blog.indecision2008.com/2007/07/25/source-material-pretty-oliver-vs-pretty-ricky/

Posted by: Krista at 01/07/09 4:17 PM  | Reply
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I'd rather be bonked by a kangaroo.

Posted by: Mr. Sean at 01/07/09 8:07 PM  | Reply
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I hope he bought her dinner first.

Posted by: j_son at 01/08/09 2:13 AM  | Reply
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I was just terrified her head was going to crash through the glass doors.

Posted by: Otter Pops at 01/08/09 8:36 AM  | Reply
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I was also a fan of the hat-ass move. After watching this video, I dont feel like it will be too ridiculous to ask my boyfriend to do a handstand while going downtown. every girls dream.

Posted by: somuchbailefunk at 01/08/09 10:23 AM  | Reply
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am i the only one actually impressed?

Posted by: Funtastik at 01/08/09 10:28 PM  | Reply
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Yal need 2 stop hatin on J Smoov...... Dat guy can dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: tracy at 02/22/09 7:44 PM  | Reply
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