That's Your Boyfriend: "Drunk" Guy In Training Video
The part that I don't get about the two of you is why you keep driving him to the grocery store in the first place when he's so drunk? You know that he's only going to embarrass himself and that you're going to have to rush in from...wherever you were in the store this whole time, and take him back home. Didn't you know he was drunk when you got in the car? Because he's obviously really drunk. You can tell by the way that he's (not very good at) acting.
DUMP HIM, GIRL! (Via BuzzFeed.)
Posted by Gabe at 3:45 PM in That's Your Boyfriend
Tags: Alcohol
For a costumer he doesn't dress so good.
Score = 7
Maybe she doesn't know the guy? Maybe she goes to supermarkets and collects drunks, taking them home and caging them.
Also, any drunk worth his whisky would have replied "yeah? Well you appear to be a DICK".
Score = 22
That was just a Girlfriend ex Machina.
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That guy looks like the Cro-Magnon brother Gary Cole doesn't want us to know about.
Score = 7
inaccurate. G-store managers NEVER come that quick.
"I was on break. what?"
Score = 9
Yeah, seriously, it looked like the manager was just standing behind that shelf of gum waiting for her moment to shine. Also, why did he even need to call the manager anyways? She just stood behind him while he said stuff he could have easily said without her there.
Score = 2
I don't get what's funny? This is a completely accurate depiction of every grocery I've ever been in, from the complete absence of all people, to the dramatic music, the clarity of the person speaking into the loud speaker, and the fact that anyone would offer kindness to such a douchenozzle.
Score = 4
Am I the only one whose grocery stores DO NOT sell giant bottles of liquor?
Score = 9
I think it's more along the lines of Jack, because the face the guy makes when the woman comes is screaming "MOOOOM! Not again! Jeez, so embarassing!"
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Also, love the "GIVE IT TO ME!". I can tell this guy studied acting with Tommy Wiseau. "You Are TEaring me apaaart!"
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The funniest part is how unlikely that couple seems--the town drunk and the president of your local book club. Sounds like complete compatibility at eHarmony.
Score = 8
I watched 3 times in a row and lol'ed each time.
The way he yells about the liquor, he seems like a giant drunk baby.
Score = 2
Wait, this isn't Gabe and Lindsay?
Zing!
Score = 5
I want to live in the same world as corporate training movies. Everyone is just so open with their feelings.
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Actually, according to this video, that's Emo Phillips boyfriend.
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who doesn't get their husband plastered to go for a nice day of shopping at an abandoned grocery store?
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What woman doesn't get her husband plastered for a nice day of shopping at an abandoned grocery?
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Why didnt that chic in the glasses just buy the liquor for him? seemed like the right thing to do.
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Ha! Everyone in this amazing production deserves an Oscar!
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