That's Your Boyfriend: Corey Feldman
I know I don't usually speak so plainly, but BREAK UP WITH HIM. (Thanks for the tip, Detroit Dutchgirl.)
Posted by Gabe at 4:00 PM in That's Your Boyfriend
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October 6, 2009
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Is this from the Boondock Saints 2?
Score = 11
what the hell?
Score = 7
Please tell me this is documentary footage. Please! PLEAZ!
Score = 0
if you like the rocky horror picture show, you're still going to hate this.
Score = 10
also, second impression: looks like nineties dave gahan.
Score = 12
"It is NOT OKAY that I am aroused by this!" - Chandler Bing
Score = 4
Ed Westwick take a good hard look at your future!
Score = 8
I like the YouTube comment:
"fake"
Score = 52
The Feldman Hanukkah e-cards just keep getting weirder and weirder....
Score = 33
Corey looks like fucking Dave Gahan when he was doing heroin.
Score = 4
I bet him and Criss Angel have sleepovers every other day.
Score = 19
yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. I've never seen it on a guy before, but gender doesn't matter. That thing where you outline your lips in shit-brown lipstick then have another reddish color on the inside is so repulsive.
Score = 22
Corey Feldman blood is a pain in the neck stain to get rid of,one cycle in the washer ain't gonna do it, trust me.
Score = 4
But his blood does allow puppets to come to life.
Score = 0
He said he makes these crappy videos because he loves me.
Score = 14
gross, washed up losergum...
Score = 4
FAKE!
Score = -2
Holy shit you guys!
Someone just committed suicide on film and you all just make jokes?
Score = 37
What do you think this is? DemiMooregum?
Score = 2
I tried to break up with him, but then he took all of my make up, and I'm not sure what happened, but we are still together!! :/
Score = 3
I really like the whole "Splatter!" tacked on at the end. It's almost as if he's teaching new vocabulary on some fucked up macabre Sesame Street for children whose parents don't love them.
Score = 26
I guess he's still pretty bummed about MJ dying.
Score = 11
lol wut?
Score = 4
i like how whatever tongue he's speaking just before the splattery part contains the word "booyah"
Score = 5
Oh he's not my boyfriend anymore, I broke up with him after Dream a Little Dream. Phew, I really dodged a bullet on that one!
Score = 2
literally
Score = 5
What I've learned from this is that your brain only holds about 4 seconds worth of blood. After all the Dexter I've watched I still didn't know. It took one of the Cor(e)ys offing himself to find that out? Not cool Showtime.
Score = 6
This is Corey Feldman's audition to do the voice of Batman, 'cuz Christian Bale hurt his vocal cords last time.
Score = 3
OMG is that an Ed Hardy shi(r)t? Is he shooting himself in it?
Well Christian Audigier, now you know what to do if you want a job well done! And you want it! Badly!
Score = 8
UM. What THE fuck WAS THAT?
Score = 4
What's amazing about this is that on the seminal A&E "staged reality" show The Two Coreys, Corey Feldman appeared to be the much more functional and less your boyfriend Corey of the two. And by amazing I mean ugh what.
Score = 8
Reading your comment made me realize that this was a different Corey than I thought it was! I just assumed that this was the meth-head Corey (for obvious reasons). Boy, do I feel silly!
Score = 1
So Corey Feldman's not a meth-head? Huh. TMYK, I guess.
Score = 2
I feel like you and I have had this conversation before. "This is your boyfriend: Corey Feldman," you said, as you guided him towards me, your arm across the small of his back. I smiled tightly and was polite yet firm. "No, he is most definitely not my boyfriend."
"Are you sure?" you asked. "Take a look again. He was excellent in 'Stand by Me' and 'Lost Boys.'" Corey Feldman shot a crooked grin at me, and I realized he was wearing brown lipstick and blue eyeshadow.
"Yes, but that was about 20 years ago. Maybe when I was a kid, but this time, I will pass," I said.
Corey Feldman grinned again. "Eebagalay zee zat su," Corey Feldman said.
"That's nice," I said. I turned to you. "Okay, I've got to get going. Thanks again for the offer, that's really swell of you to think of me, but, uh, I have got, uh, got to go."
And I turned on my heel and started walking out of the door. As I left the room, I thought I heard a pop and someone yell GEESEEMO!, but I wasn't sure. I had already broken into a fervant run and couldn't trust my ears over the sound of my own heavy breathing and pounding footsteps as I sprinted from the place where you tried to make Corey Feldman my boyfriend. Now you're trying again? We all know my significant other is still Tengobaila. Have some respect.
Score = 35
Am I the only one bothered by his utter failure to aim the gun properly? It pulled me right out of the moment and shattered my suspension of disbelief.
Score = 10
His purple eyeshadow is duh-REEMY, but all I can say is "More rings, please!"
Score = 5
I was really looking forward to seeing him on Dancing With the Stars...
Score = 1
Mature audiences only
Score = 5
Fifty signs your priest might be Michael Jackson.
-Michael Scott
Score = 1
When the fuck did cap guns get so dangerous?
Score = 3
Oh, man. He got it all over the lens! GROSS
Score = 7
Wow, the Feldmans' Christmas newsletter this year is dark.
Score = 1
Dude looks like Jeff Hardy, and not in a good way.
Score = -2
Once I got a few seconds in (after he started speaking in tongues), I was quite worried that this might be an actual recording of him killing himself that someone put on youtube. So I stopped the film.
But then I realized that there's no way that real footage of Corey Feldman shooting himself in the face would only earn 2 stars from the actual monsters on youtube, and was relieved. And then watched the rest of the tape.
Score = 10
i dig his lipstick. i wonder if can have it now...
Score = 1
"You just don't understand him, mom and dad. See, he's an artist and he makes these videos..."
How I rationalize our relationship to my parents.
Score = 8
Score = 20
I think he's just acting out ever since him and Corey Haim broke up.
Score = 2
I know Corey thinks that's the Magnum PI gun model, but it's just a BB gun. It couldn't even break the skin. He couldn't even hijack a rollercoaster with that thing.
Score = 0
Score = 1
Jeez, people, this is completely fake. He's an ACTOR, remember? There's a tube strapped to his head under his hair so the blood spurts out, and he even angles it toward the camera.
That's what celebrities, athletes, etc. are doing these days – making shocking or funny little YouTube clips to get noticed.
I can't believe someone actually thought this might be real.
Score = -19
Haha, oh my god, thanks. I totes thought that this was real for a minute but now I have woken up!
Score = 21
Alright Mr. Smartguy, if its fake how come he seemed so passionate.
Score = 14
I miss roid rage Charlie.
Score = 2
To be honest, I'm not so sure I'm feeling this new one either. I liked your old zombie one better as well. I'll change back if you do.
Score = 1
Deal. I kinda hate this one anyway.
Score = 0
It's good to know that post gunshot blood splatter sounds exactly like someone peeing on a tarp.
Score = 7
I don't know if you're all internet-scientists and have figured this out already, but my fingers are crossed that 'Splatter' is some sort of upcoming film/tv show(/horrible, horrible idea) and this is a viral video pertaining to the marketing of it all. I know it's unlikely, but it's not like expected THAT either. Point being, weird shit happens and I hope the aforementioned media projects do as well.
Score = 2
Waht a loser. Freakin has-been trying to get his next 15 mins of fame. GFU feldman
Score = -2
The whole reason I submitted this tip is because I burst out laughing when he starts speaking in tongues. Cause I mean, he doesn't really think we'll ever take him seriously, right?
Score = 2
Maybe it's the most serious thing we've ever seen.
Score = 4
Wow... I watched it two times! Awesome!
Score = -1
Wow... I watched it two times! Awesome!
Score = 3
You don't need to go those lengths, Feldman. Haim still knows you're there.
Score = 3
Even that gun looks kinda gay.
Score = -1
He obviously hasn't gotten over me leaving him for Romeo Rose.
Score = 0
why did that happen? is this a misguided piece of viral marketing? or, more likely, does feldman have nothing better to do than fake shoot himself in the head with a pellet gun?
Score = 0
shouldn't the blood be spurting out of the other side of his head?
Score = 0
I did break up with him, after the 80's.
Score = 0
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Score = -2
I still don't understand why he made this.
Score = 0
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Score = 0