HOLY. SHIT.
I HEARD IT THROUGH THE NIGHTMAREVINE!
Have you ever barfed so much that you couldn't barf anymore and you're just kneeling there over the toilet drawing up thin strands of hot, yellow bile, FROM YOUR EYES?
Somehow this is worse than blackface. I'm disappointed in you. For dating and loving and constantly having athletic sex with this man.
Posted by Gabe at 1:30 PM in That's Your Boyfriend
Tags: California Raisins | Yikes
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Score = -17
Even Bjork would think this is funny.. when I check back tonight I hope it's UP-voted.d
Score = -7
OH RIGHT. For SURE. Because suicide (and TO A LARGER extent, blowing YOUR BRAINS out) IS ABSOLUTELY the most FUCKIN hilarious THING EVER. Seriously. WHAT THE fuck Kenny/Silvio. I EXPECTED better from BOTH of you.
I'm not FUCKIN mad. I'm JUST DISAPPOINTED. AND also disgusted. EVEN more so THAT YOU think we would UPVOTE this shit. Try HAVING SOMEONE in your family commiting suicide via gun. Trust me, the lols fuckin die and die hard.
Score = 11
I apologize for nothing. Whenever I see a fat bald guy with a painted face and crazy eyes the Bjork stalker is the first thing I think of.
Score = -2
I can change that. Google Boy George + Leigh Bowery. Annnnnnnnnnnnd go.
Score = 2
Very true. For me it never went past crazy bald guy with face paint alone in his house filming himself being a psychopath. Wasn't TRYING to make light of the suicide aspect, but I suppose that gun in his mouth is the elephant in the room? I'm not sure if that expression applies.. so let's just say the gun in his mouth is the.. gun in his mouth. OK. Anyway, sorry!
Score = 1
Very true. For me it never went past crazy bald guy with face paint alone in his house filming himself being a psychopath. Wasn't TRYING to make light of the suicide aspect, but I suppose that gun in his mouth is the elephant in the room? I'm not sure if that expression applies.. so let's just say the gun in his mouth is the.. gun in his mouth. OK. Anyway, sorry!
Score = 0
Seriously, fuck you KP. This put me in a really bad mood. This isn't funny.
Score = 0
I showed this to my cat and she threw up.
Score = 6
How is this not a "We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy"? Dude's totally got his happy face on
Score = 3
Gabe, I'm calling you out on this hoax. This is clearly a clip from the never-before-seen director's cut of Jacob's Ladder. It was originally removed in order for the film to obtain an R rating.
Score = 8
Fake.
Score = 11
Score = 18
We actually just broke up. When I told him I was leaving him, I made sure to let him know that this is actually quite impressive, but ultimately, just a smidge too creepy. Deep down though, I was a little bit proud of him. It really does look convincing. So much talent but so sorely misplaced. At least I still have my cats...
Score = 7
How does someone go to great lengths to paint their face like a California Raisin and make and tape appendages to themselves, but can't lip-sync the song correctly? I think your boyfriend's a phony.
Score = 13
No, It's not that. It loos like the mouth is entirely painted on. Like he has no real mouth. You know what that means?!! NO BLOWJOBS! It's a wonder we've stayed together this long.
Score = 10
This guy is equivalent to Jesus in the Juggalo religion.
Score = 3
Score = 8
It's been done.
Score = 15
Did anybody else see that he has 229 videos?!
Don't look, it's like some Event Horizon shit.
Score = 9
I hope this has a happy ending like the Bad Idea Jeans. Halloween is coming up and this is great advertising for him. All he needs to do is add his website at the end of the video.
Score = 6
Disgustingly delicious
Score = 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HTnWUbZH0U
I honestly nearly had a panic attack watching this thing.
Score = 4
This one actually says "Extra Creepy" in the title!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlKxhIB84Gk&feature=related
Score = 4
1:29
Score = 1
I want to see him do Teddy Ruxpin.
Score = 5
I walked in on him (my bf) doing Teddy Ruxpin. He told me he cancelled our date to visit his sick mother. But he didn't even have the decency or intelligence to cheat on me at Teddy's place. So we broke up.
Score = 4
UUUUUGGGGHHH. This is worse than blackface, Gooby, manimals, and tonetta777 combined. Combined!!!!!
Score = 4
Your boyfriend was a real hit at the Halloween party. Sure, he made that one child scream and cry endlessly, but the invite clearly said ADULTS ONLY, so he can't be blamed for that.
Score = 8
I hear that he and the cat lady are making nightmare babies. They're the next John and Kate...
Score = 2
Why is his name bibleartwork?!? There is nothing holy about this!
Score = 9
Have you even read the Bible? There's shit in there that is infinitely creepier and more terrifying than this. I think it's an appropriate reference.
Score = 1
i think the awesome outweighs the creepy in this clip. thats my opinion.
Score = 2
your icon has a face painted on a hand... YOU'RE ONE OF THEM
Score = 23
flava flav still looks more like a raisin.
Score = 11
This is worse than manimals. Just barely though.
Score = 2
Personally, I like it when your boyfriend is all 4 members of KISS at once:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcMbgXLKDC0
Score = 4
"He dressed up like a California Rasin for them, with his face paint white and raisin. And on his best behavior, paper arms and paper legs, he danced raisin raisin."
For Sufjan's California album.
Score = 1
Sam: You don't like raisins?
Joon: Not really.
Sam: Why?
Joon: They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council.
Sam: Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?
Joon: They scare me.
Sam: Yeah me too
Joon: It's sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them.
Sam: It's a shame about raisins.
Joon: Cannibals.
Score = 1
it's over between us.
now that i know he's been leaking our sex tapes onto the internet without my permission (obvs i filmed this during our athletic sex), i just can't look into his disgusting face. yes, he's a deeply talented performer and nightmare artisan, but i have to draw the line somewhere, you know?
also, between him, and my lover in Krazy Klown Krew SF, i am just too tired of washing face paint off my sheets. i'm like, "hello! make-up remover!" ugh!
Score = 0