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May 8, 2009

These Are Your Pregnant Girlfriends, Dancing On YouTube

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I apologize for everything I've done today to turn this website into a den of gross, but just count your blessings that you didn't watch this over breakfast this morning, as I did. There is certainly nothing wrong with two pregnant women dancing. There is, however, probably something wrong with two pregnant girls, which they appear to be, dancing, and at any rate, there's something wrong with anyone dancing to the song "Fergalicious." This is both creepy and mesmerizing, and if I just think it's gross because of my puritanical hang-ups, I'm totally fine with that.

Sorry!:

At least something (intentionally) funny happens at the 1:02 mark. (Via that mean site Why The Fuck Do You Have A Kid? via tipster Justin. Thanks, Justin!)

Posted by Lindsay at 5:00 PM in
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adrienne

This looks very fake. What girl with a belly wider than she is can bend down like that?

Posted by: adrienne profile link at 05/08/09 5:06 PM | Reply
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sarcasticmeow

Relax, "techonjeremy"

Posted by: sarcasticmeow profile link in reply to adrienne's comment at 05/09/09 10:49 PM | Reply
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Angelaaaa

The blonde one's kinda hot. God, I am SO kidding. It Friday.

Posted by: Angelaaaa profile link at 05/08/09 5:06 PM | Reply
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Lindsay

You are so not kidding. It's what really makes this disturbing.

Posted by: Lindsay profile link in reply to Angelaaaa's comment at 05/08/09 5:11 PM | Reply
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Constantinople

You and at least one man/boy.

Posted by: Constantinople profile link in reply to Angelaaaa's comment at 05/10/09 9:33 PM | Reply
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dude

This is grosser than the cow cunnilingus.

Posted by: dude profile link at 05/08/09 5:13 PM | Reply
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HB

not at all possible. that was the grossest.

Posted by: HB profile link in reply to dude's comment at 05/08/09 5:51 PM | Reply
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Bubbles

Every time one of my guy friends even considers marriage or having a child, I am going to show them this video. Thank you, Lindsay.

Posted by: Bubbles profile link at 05/08/09 5:17 PM | Reply
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inglorius basTURD

"Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it/the beat that I'm bangin' is delicious"
"You could see me, you can't squeeze me/I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy."
"I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)/my body stay vicious/I be up in the gym just workin' on my fitness."
"T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y - girl, you're tasty,"

I'm out, peace, two fingerz.

Posted by: inglorius basTURD profile link at 05/08/09 5:21 PM | Reply
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Da Cake Eatur

wow dey are fat

Posted by: Da Cake Eatur profile link at 05/08/09 5:22 PM | Reply
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Dear Da Cake Eatur,

Every now and then you blow my mind with how on point you are!

Posted by: Selena in reply to Da Cake Eatur's comment at 05/08/09 6:47 PM | Reply
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Mcluskyist

Dancing to this song led to them getting knocked up in the first place. How ironic!!

Posted by: Mcluskyist profile link at 05/08/09 5:39 PM | Reply
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HB

there are babies in there.

Posted by: HB profile link at 05/08/09 5:50 PM | Reply
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DanceHallCrasher

If you're young enough to know the song "Fergalicious," you're too young to be a mother. Not to mention the retardation that your kids will have due to early methface exposure.

Posted by: DanceHallCrasher profile link at 05/08/09 7:29 PM | Reply
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Chris Praley

The babies are gonna pop up singing Fergalicious.

Posted by: Chris profile link at 05/08/09 8:45 PM | Reply
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mina

the belly-protrusions made me think of coneheads.

Posted by: mina profile link at 05/08/09 10:20 PM | Reply
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Pavimento

That song provokes the same effect as the mozart effect but in reverse.

Posted by: Pavimento profile link at 05/09/09 12:22 AM | Reply
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Niamh

There is a reason the person who posted this has the name "Babyshitter".

Posted by: Niamh profile link at 05/09/09 1:06 PM | Reply
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I bet they went to that "pregnancy pact" school.

Posted by: sass at 05/10/09 1:09 PM | Reply
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Hopper

Oh I bet that blonde chick is going to be thinking this is still all fun and games when her vagina explodes in a few short weeks.

Posted by: Hopper profile link at 05/10/09 4:02 PM | Reply
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Tony Bones

post/av

Posted by: Tony Bones profile link in reply to Hopper's comment at 05/11/09 7:32 PM | Reply
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Someone needs to tell them that the internet will still exist when their babies gain consciousness and a sense of shame.

Posted by: ahh tera profile link at 05/10/09 8:42 PM | Reply
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kersypants

I like it. :) I'll do the same thing when I'm preggers one day, except in a muumuu.

Posted by: kersypants profile link at 05/12/09 12:25 AM | Reply
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