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She's been talking about moving in a lot lately, dropping hints. She'll be like "MOVE IN MOVE IN MOVE IN" while smashing the door against your head. Stuff like that. It's a big step but you think you're ready. It's getting serious.
Posted by Gabe at 4:30 PM in That's Your Girlfriend
Tags: Russia
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I don't know what's going on in this video, but it stressed me out :( It looks like she's playing hangman in the background?
Also, are you guys going to write about Tool Academy? I was hoping you were going to write recaps, because that show is a-maaaaa-zing.
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Are you sure this is Russian? 'Cause all I hear is noise.
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I think she's Romanian -- the infomercial world's Nadia Comaneci.
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Is this a clip from that Slumdog Millionaire movie everyone keeps talking about?
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"Hello, ladies and gentlemen. It's me, Angelica. We would much appreciate it if you called into our television game show for your chance to win wonderful prizes. As always, take care, and remember, we love you."
I speak Russian.
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From youtube: "Translation: she keeps repeating: I want the phone to start ringing now, I SAID NOW !! "
Gabe's analysis is pretty much spot on.
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Telethon of TERROR!
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She's mad because the answer to that Hangman puzzle is "Tatu," but no one is getting the answer right. She doesn't realize that the clue has been misspelled.
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this isn't russian. I believe it's hungarian, or perhaps.... well anything but russian. Not russian, it might have been uploaded from a russian subscriber on youtube, but it's definitely not russian.
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She got fired:
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=iol1231821984767S310&set_id=1
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dear gabe,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8oSaLuT4MY
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Holy FUCK! And I thought I was bad with PMS!
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she's the romanian suze orman (and probably a billionaire art collector) "hang up on those credit card offers..."
also no snazzy jackets, just a snazzy set. (slow close up on yellow posterboard)
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She's speaking Romanian for sure, but she's NOT Nadia Comaneci!!!!!!!
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" I want the phone to ring I said!" "If it's not your mom then what is it?" "I want the phone to ring NOW NOW NOW!" Romanian.
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