But you guys are waiting for marriage for you to "pinch his tits":
Hahaha, Youth Pastors. Really. Just in general. This one is your boyfriend, but you love all of them.
Posted by Lindsay at 11:25 AM in That's Your Boyfriend
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We didn't have "Youth Rabbis" in my temple when I was growing up...and I kinda feel that we Jewish kids missed out. It's the only thing I really envy the Christian kids for...
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he is so a younger version of the pastor guy in Donnie Darko. don't want to know what's in his secret closet (of sin).
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My first kiss grew up to be a youth pastor. So youth pastors really are my boyfriend.
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My first kiss WAS a youth pastor. Gross.
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Meth-y!
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For a split second, I thought this was a scene from Saved by the Bell.
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...on 'roids.
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That's where Jim Bruer's character went after Half Baked.
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i feel like i would have giggled at "pitching tents" too. so really he's f'ed either way.
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I saw this months ago. My youth pastor showed it to me.
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