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August 28, 2008

This Youth Pastor Is Your Boyfriend

But you guys are waiting for marriage for you to "pinch his tits":

Hahaha, Youth Pastors. Really. Just in general. This one is your boyfriend, but you love all of them.

Posted by Lindsay at 11:25 AM in



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We didn't have "Youth Rabbis" in my temple when I was growing up...and I kinda feel that we Jewish kids missed out. It's the only thing I really envy the Christian kids for...

Posted by: Josh Rosen at 08/28/08 11:55 AM | Reply
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smashleigh

he is so a younger version of the pastor guy in Donnie Darko. don't want to know what's in his secret closet (of sin).

Posted by: smashleigh profile link at 08/28/08 12:17 PM | Reply
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Captain Needa

My first kiss grew up to be a youth pastor. So youth pastors really are my boyfriend.

Posted by: Captain Needa profile link at 08/28/08 12:19 PM | Reply
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what

My first kiss WAS a youth pastor. Gross.

Posted by: what profile link in reply to Captain Needa's comment at 08/28/08 12:39 PM | Reply
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Meth-y!

Posted by: Sara profile link at 08/28/08 12:20 PM | Reply
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Angiekins

For a split second, I thought this was a scene from Saved by the Bell.

Posted by: Angiekins profile link at 08/28/08 2:59 PM | Reply
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Angiekins

...on 'roids.

Posted by: Angiekins profile link at 08/28/08 3:03 PM | Reply
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lordofendsville

That's where Jim Bruer's character went after Half Baked.

Posted by: lordofendsville profile link at 08/28/08 9:43 PM | Reply
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i feel like i would have giggled at "pitching tents" too. so really he's f'ed either way.

Posted by: hillary_b at 08/29/08 1:56 AM | Reply
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Johngp

I saw this months ago. My youth pastor showed it to me.

Posted by: smiles profile link at 08/30/08 11:25 AM | Reply
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