HOLY. SHIT.
I HEARD IT THROUGH THE NIGHTMAREVINE!
Have you ever barfed so much that you couldn't barf anymore and you're just kneeling there over the toilet drawing up thin strands of hot, yellow bile, FROM YOUR EYES?
Somehow this is worse than blackface. I'm disappointed in you. For dating and loving and constantly having athletic sex with this man.
Posted by Gabe at 1:30 PM in That's Your Boyfriend
Tags: California Raisins | Yikes
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Even Bjork would think this is funny.. when I check back tonight I hope it's UP-voted.d
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OH RIGHT. For SURE. Because suicide (and TO A LARGER extent, blowing YOUR BRAINS out) IS ABSOLUTELY the most FUCKIN hilarious THING EVER. Seriously. WHAT THE fuck Kenny/Silvio. I EXPECTED better from BOTH of you.
I'm not FUCKIN mad. I'm JUST DISAPPOINTED. AND also disgusted. EVEN more so THAT YOU think we would UPVOTE this shit. Try HAVING SOMEONE in your family commiting suicide via gun. Trust me, the lols fuckin die and die hard.
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I apologize for nothing. Whenever I see a fat bald guy with a painted face and crazy eyes the Bjork stalker is the first thing I think of.
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I showed this to my cat and she threw up.
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How is this not a "We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy"? Dude's totally got his happy face on
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Gabe, I'm calling you out on this hoax. This is clearly a clip from the never-before-seen director's cut of Jacob's Ladder. It was originally removed in order for the film to obtain an R rating.
Score = 3
Fake.
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We actually just broke up. When I told him I was leaving him, I made sure to let him know that this is actually quite impressive, but ultimately, just a smidge too creepy. Deep down though, I was a little bit proud of him. It really does look convincing. So much talent but so sorely misplaced. At least I still have my cats...
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How does someone go to great lengths to paint their face like a California Raisin and make and tape appendages to themselves, but can't lip-sync the song correctly? I think your boyfriend's a phony.
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No, It's not that. It loos like the mouth is entirely painted on. Like he has no real mouth. You know what that means?!! NO BLOWJOBS! It's a wonder we've stayed together this long.
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This guy is equivalent to Jesus in the Juggalo religion.
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It's been done.
Score = 6
Did anybody else see that he has 229 videos?!
Don't look, it's like some Event Horizon shit.
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I hope this has a happy ending like the Bad Idea Jeans. Halloween is coming up and this is great advertising for him. All he needs to do is add his website at the end of the video.
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Disgustingly delicious
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HTnWUbZH0U
I honestly nearly had a panic attack watching this thing.
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This one actually says "Extra Creepy" in the title!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlKxhIB84Gk&feature=related
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I want to see him do Teddy Ruxpin.
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I walked in on him (my bf) doing Teddy Ruxpin. He told me he cancelled our date to visit his sick mother. But he didn't even have the decency or intelligence to cheat on me at Teddy's place. So we broke up.
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UUUUUGGGGHHH. This is worse than blackface, Gooby, manimals, and tonetta777 combined. Combined!!!!!
Score = 3
Your boyfriend was a real hit at the Halloween party. Sure, he made that one child scream and cry endlessly, but the invite clearly said ADULTS ONLY, so he can't be blamed for that.
Score = 3
I hear that he and the cat lady are making nightmare babies. They're the next John and Kate...
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Why is his name bibleartwork?!? There is nothing holy about this!
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i think the awesome outweighs the creepy in this clip. thats my opinion.
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your icon has a face painted on a hand... YOU'RE ONE OF THEM
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flava flav still looks more like a raisin.
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This is worse than manimals. Just barely though.
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Personally, I like it when your boyfriend is all 4 members of KISS at once:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcMbgXLKDC0
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