This is your dog. You drove 45 minutes out of town to a farmhouse where a kind, graying woman raises dogs in her retirement, and you watched all the puppies running around but you chose this one. Whoops.
(via Unique Daily)
You haven't even named it yet because you're too scared to go near it!
Posted by Gabe at 10:15 AM in That's Your Boyfriend, That's Your Girlfriend
Tags: Dogs
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I'm fairly certain the devil is living inside this dog waiting to burst forth in a spray of gore and viscera.
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If someone stuck a video camera in my face when I was taking a bath, I'd be snarling, too. Besides...who wants a dog that's a candy-ass sissy?
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That dog is like me in the mornings, except sometimes I bite. This is why I should not have roommates.
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What was worse than the growling was a 1:05 into the video when the owner starts drying the dog's head with the towel really hard that the dog's eyelids kinda recede back. THE WORST!
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The sound from this video scared both my dogs and my cats. Hilarious. Seriously, I am wiping tears away - what dog sounds like this?
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He reminds me of the alien in Spaceballs that pops out and sings in the diner that is referencing Alien. But less musical.
I have to admit I also teared up.
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