This is your dog. You drove 45 minutes out of town to a farmhouse where a kind, graying woman raises dogs in her retirement, and you watched all the puppies running around but you chose this one. Whoops.
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You haven't even named it yet because you're too scared to go near it!
Posted by Gabe at 10:15 AM in That's Your Boyfriend, That's Your Girlfriend
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That dog is like me in the mornings, except sometimes I bite. This is why I should not have roommates.
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I have to admit I also teared up.
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