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September 19, 2008

That's Your Boyfriend: GOP Delegate Who Demands Less Taxes And More War

This guy is your boyfriend. For real this time. You date him. You've been dating him forever and you guys are talking about moving in together.

(thanks for the tip, Todd)

He does have a point, though. I'm not sure that I agree with his foreign policy towards Iran, but I definitely think that the next administration should seriously consider engaging the American military in new wars. Namely the war on this guy. We should bomb his smug face from the sky, no troops. We could probably use slingshots and beat him. He threatens the world.

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i mean, this has to be a joke

Posted by: Kevin at 09/19/08 2:16 PM | Reply
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aw, y'all totally forgot to mention that this was the guy who was drugged by a girl he brought back to his room and robbed of 120,000 dollars worth of shit. she's my new hero.

Posted by: bree at 09/19/08 2:21 PM | Reply
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Gabe

It's called an easter egg, bree.

http://www.twincities.com/ci_10472581?nclick_check=1&forced=true

Posted by: Gabe profile link in reply to bree's comment at 09/19/08 2:23 PM | Reply
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I can't believe my boyfriend cheated on me.

Posted by: mtobey profile link in reply to Gabe's comment at 09/19/08 2:32 PM | Reply
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"As a single man, I was flattered by the attention of a beautiful woman who introduced herself to me. I used poor judgment. If there is any good that can come from this humiliation, it is to caution others that date rape drugs can be used on men, too."

awesome. http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CONVENTION_DELEGATE_ROBBED?SITE=TXDAM&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Posted by: bobbbbb at 09/19/08 2:30 PM | Reply
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he's also a personal injury lawyer (i know, it just keeps getting better)

http://www.sandslaw.us/commercial1.html

very classy

Posted by: mmmmmm at 09/19/08 2:52 PM | Reply
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Becca

i'm convinced that this man is a part of some larger viral marketing scheme....

Posted by: Becca profile link at 09/19/08 4:41 PM | Reply
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I PEE GOLD

After the interview he went outside, put his truker cap on, then hopped in his fighter jet while fucking a girl in a American flag bikini. All while scream-singing SIMPLE MAN by Lynard Skynard.

Posted by: I PEE GOLD profile link at 09/19/08 8:15 PM | Reply
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Jeb

strategical is my new favorite word!

Posted by: Jeb profile link at 09/19/08 8:27 PM | Reply
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So this guy works for like MoveOn.org or something, right? There's no way this is real.

Posted by: Str8MurdaSon profile link at 09/23/08 3:29 AM | Reply
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Wait, the article about him being robbed said he reported a "$1500 cell phone".

So, did he like, glue 5 iphones together?

Posted by: Str8MurdaSon profile link at 09/23/08 3:50 AM | Reply
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