That's Your Boyfriend: "Creepy Dutch Pedophile Singer"
"That's Your Boyfriend" is a game that children and adult bloggers play in malls. A couple of months ago, my friend Stephanie and I brought TYB to the internet, and from time to time Gabe and I will be pointing out your boyfriend, just in case you miss him. Egalitarians, never fear, there will be "That's Your Girlfriend"s, too. Anyway...
According to the comments on this clip from Dutch TV of a television host kissing and, there's really no other word, fondling a singing little boy, we all have dirty minds for calling it creepy and if we just "learned Dutch" it wouldn't be so wrong as to elicit shrieks and screams from everyone I've IMd it to, but I'm sad to say that this guy is definitely your boyfriend:
Seriously, try sending it around at work and see if anyone thinks it's okay in any language. Just speaking on a personal level: what the fuck is going on there? Kind of makes The Peyote Nerd look like a catch in retrospect. You should take him back.
Posted by Lindsay at 2:14 PM in That's Your Boyfriend, The Apocalypse
Tags: Dutch Singer
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This clip gave me wood...en shoe.
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I just number three'd all over my desk.
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frank caliendo continues to amaze.
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Wow. Just wow. I was born in Holland and I don't know what to say about this. Perhaps I should be grateful to my parents for moving us to Canada?
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"Are you going to Horny Santa again, [Creepy Dutch Pedophile Singer]? That was so funny last year when I sat on your lap.
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It's Paul De Leeuw and he's been Holland's absolute number one TV personality (and most prominent homosexual FYI) since 20 years. I'll admit this looks ultra-creepy to the untrained eye, but I assure you it's all in good spirits, it's the most watched daytime show in The Netherlands; this was probably endlessly rehearsed and the presenter has known the little boy for years.
I absolutely love it when (pardon me) "you Americans" freak out over little bits of Eurotrash TV that are completely taken out of context and seen through a more conventional pair of eyes. I agree in this case your reaction might be understood, although it's obviously unthinkable this could have been on the air without repercussions if it wasn't a comedy bit... If you're youtubing please look up Belgian comedy show IN DE GLORIA & JAY LENO. The Tonight Show's host played one of their clips on his show making fun of how silly these Belgians are... Jay, the joke's on you when the mentioned piece is from a sketch show, purposely designed to look & feel like an 80's 3rd rate late night show...
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Well, whatever is going on, that kid is out of tune in every language.
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Um, the little guy is MY boyfriend, and I'm really upset that he's cheating on me.
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Dutch TV is brilliantly awful. Also: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2006/jul/18/topstories3.mainsection
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Wow. That's nastier than anal sex after eating a $14.95 mexican plate at El Taco Loco.
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i was willing to give it a chance...until he bit his sweatshirt. my ACTUAL boyfriend doesn't even do stuff as kinky as the shit in this clip.
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Did anybody count how many sexual positions he tried to mock assume here? What was that shit at the end while the boy was 'bowing'?
Nothing is innocent about those passionate yet nauseating looking kisses on the neck (yuck) or when he dove in to bite the kids shirt and pull it up with his teeth. WTF? He looked like he was trying to seduce the boy onstage. I grossed out every time he removed the kid from the ground and had him singing all the while as he manipulated his body to lay across his lap, hang upside down, etc. And the post by "WHAT" is just idiotic. WTF are you talking about "to the untrained eye" you idiot? Please elaborate instead of trying to appear condescending and above everyone viewing this sick crap. Too bad no everyone thinks it was done "in good spirits". Thank God, actually. Seems like I've heard that one before. You can't minimize what we witness with our very eyes.
I'm powerfully disgusted by all of the lecherous kisses, the sexual innuendo's, attempted opportunities to get some part of that kids body to graze his privates. Ugh...
Anyone who DOES condone this is sick as hell and can rot there. You can't make lame excuses for this sicko. It's just too obvious to the world what the hell he's doing. Being gay is one thing. Being a predator is another.
Sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings or touched a sore spot but as putrid and alarming as it is, it needs to be shown in all counties.
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*EDIT*
Replace WHAT'S name with CYBERGHANDI.
Sorry WHAT.
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