Videogum's Teen Korner: MTV VMA Promo In Your Pants
Marithe Francois Girbaud!
Word up to your momma, cool dudes who recognize that men being concerned with their personal image is no longer frowned upon, and chill ladies who aren't afraid to just be themselves! You know what is coming up? The MTV Video Music Awards are coming up! Crystal Pepsi! You've probably already blogged about it. "Yo Livejournal, the MTV Video Music Awards are coming up, lip gloss, safe sex. And that's fresh." That is your blog, probably. Sick! Anyway, just because MTV doesn't even show music videos anymore and is mostly a repository for generic reality television geared towards the youth market and the youth market's vast resources of disposable income, doesn't mean that we can't give Fall Out Boy some statues they don't care about! Record scratch!
And Russell Brand is hosting again! Uh, hello, McFly, Russell Brand from that movie he was in? He's from England, which is a country that we kicked their ass one time (but peace is really cool, too, namaste). Anyway, in order to promote this year's event, Russell Brand made a promo with Britney Spears (total MILF!), because last year they made a promo together, and everyone knows that thematic continuity and call-backs are DA BOMBZ). And one thing is for sure: these two gold medal dream teams (?) are definitely not "Toxic." Ch-ch-ch-check it ouzout!
Hey, that was fucking terrible! Is that what you kids are into these days? Things that are terrible? Well then it looks like MTV is going to give you a lot of what you want. Bodacious.
The MTV Wack Attack airs Sunday, September 13.
Posted by Gabe at 4:15 PM in Awards, Teen Korner
Tags: Britney Spears | MTV Video Music Awards | Russell Brand
great post dogg!!! i fu***in love mtv!!!!! the vma awards are always so funny!!! lol
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i just want to say that britney spears is a classic and she even if she kinda fu**ed up now she still kinda hot rite doggg!!!!?!
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I'm starting to think you're funnier than I think you are.
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that dont even make sense dogg! thx for the compliment though doggg!!!!
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But you're still just a one trick pony.
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so like halter horses dogg??? cause thats why u call me a pony doggg!!!! lol it aint a pony its fu**in a halter horse!!! better known as the fu****in body builders of the horse world!!!!!!
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Get it? "The stars align." Get it?
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nope, i refuse to watch an ad for a show i didn't watch before watching an ad for a show i won't watch.
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Russell Brand acting like a douche?! No way! Far out! To learn how to flesh out such a character, I bet he had to take some night classes at the Eli Roth School of Method Acting. "That's exactly what Donny would say!"
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I've always wondered and now i can be sure: Russell Brand tricking Britney Spears into sex with mind control is not something i want to watch while eating my lunch. It's a big day.
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ussell brad?
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ugh.
should be reply to vvv
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take the R and the N out of that guy's last name and shut it down.
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Take away the "ritney Spears" out of her name and add "loated depressing husk of her former self" and shut it down.
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Talkingstove is like Videogum's own Halley's Comet.
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Did anyone else think this commercial is kind of gross?
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This doesn't even approach funny.
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suggestion for a new button. from the makers of "up vote" and "down vote"- "bored vote" (brought to you by Weezy.)
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dogg your boring!!!!! lol!!! if i was so borin then explain how i get so much pu$$y!!!!!!
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These two brilliant sentences sum up how I feel about the internet in general. Thank you. I would like to buy you a beer.
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These two brilliant sentences sum up how I feel about the internet in general. Thank you. I would like to buy you a beer.
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what I fail. That was supposed to be in reply to Pammy O's comment.
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Like Russel Brand doesn't already have enough venereal diseases.
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Sorry buddy.
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Discretely formed but identically misspelled? I'm impressed.
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That was bizarre. I quit for the day.
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It's cool dogggg. Anyone who posts images from 12 Monkeys can copy me anytime.
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Man, this guy is a condescending pervert molester.... Hey! Thematic continuity and call-backs really are DA BOMBZ!
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Like Russel Brand doesn't already have enough venereal diseases.
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Weezy, obviously I'm saying that I don't think you're real, and that this is a joke, which would make you sort of funny, but the contents of your comments are predicable even at this early stage.
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alrite doggg im a real person mabe im not in college or know how to rite well and be funny as you guys are and but i am a senior and i do get lots of pu$$y alrite!!!!!! and my doggs all think im hilarious so i thouht i culd post here and i think im kinda funny!!!!
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oh man, this is gonna be a shitshow this year!!! Fucky yeah I'm textin every1.
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If you're not a troll, you're almost definitely a virgin.
I take that back. Even if you are a troll, you're definitely a virgin.
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If you're not a troll, you're almost definitely a virgin.
I take that back. Even if you are a troll, you're definitely a virgin.
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It's probably just that easy to trick Britney into sleeping with you.
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you got a lot of veneral diseases too dont hate dogg lol!!!!
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See, that's what I'm talking about. The intentional misspelling of write, the crowbar subtlety of your catchphrase jokes, (lot's of pu$$y and halter horses) and the breakdown in continuity of your posts suggest that you are trying to AmPat your way in here. But, the thing is, AmPat turned out to be funny. Take your mask off, Weezy.
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you arent funny i actualy talk like this alright!!!! maybe if you had a gf youd understand but you clearly dont so you should just shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dammit, you pulled the girlfriend card. *Sulks off to basement with Teva sandals on to play World of Warcraft*.
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haha its cool dogg im sure youl get one soon maybe if you stop calling me fake and stupid and not funny ill try to pay more attention to the spelling ok???? then will you guys like me???
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Know what's uber funky-fresh? Sexting. ALSO: Forgetting we beat the Brits TWICE. This chick Wikipedia even wrote a thing about it.: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_1812.
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In a Word : Awesome.
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Gabe, do you like George Saunders?
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I just got out of jail. What the fuck is a VMA?
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VMA = Visceral Monster AIDS. It's dumb because there is an acronym in the acronym.
On a side note, if MTV stood for Monster Television, The Hills would make a lot more sense.
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you know what's the saddest part? russell brand really is genuinely hilarious sometimes. and i'm not just saying that because, y'know, i'm a lady and i want him to lay on top of me or anything. he's actually talented. I just don't...know why he does these things. it makes it difficult to be a fan of his.
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i don't understand if britney spears appearing in things is suppose to be ironic, not ironic, post ironic, crappy, post crappy. but russell brand is funny MTV just has a tendency to unfunnyize things.
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i don't appreciate being tricked into watching u2 commercials for blackberry against my will, gabe.
sure, i'll watch a poop video on youtube accidentally. whoops on me!
or that music video of those people with the giant heads. brrr! yikes!
even that freaking 'candy bra' thing, which might have given me PTSD but WHATEVER. i trust you and you wouldn't put terrible things in my eyes for no reason, without warning.
but i have to draw the line somewhere and u2 is where that line is drawn.
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I wholeheartedly agree that the worst thing you could ever view is U2. This could however be trumped by a U2, Black Eyed Peas, and Coldplay simulcast multi-product commercial.
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don't even put that image in my head!
stop your hate speeching! i don't deserve it!
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I agree with "chickchick" - I haven't seen a ton of Russell Brand's work(whatever the hell that would involve) but he seems like he's funnier than this promo.
Do people watch the VMAs? I don't know anyone who watches the VMAs.
Does anyone else secretly enjoy that horse troll person? What happened to Cake Eater?
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