Please be patient. We should be injected into the mainframe computer and become pure energy soon.
Posted by Gabe at 1:00 PM in Technical Difficulties
Tags: Burn The Internet To The Ground
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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I'll admit, I panicked. I was halfway through a bottle of antifreeze before I read this.
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Lapedus is fucked up.
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the pilot is cyberchrist
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How was I supposed to procrastinate when your webpage machines were broken? I actually got some, like, WORK done at the computer this morning. It sucked!
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Dang! Those animation details are amazing!
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The Stephen King story "The Lawnmower Man" is about a naked guy who eats people's grass and then attempts to kill them.
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I completely forgot that was Jeff Fahey (Frank Lapidus on LOST) as Jobe!
Let me guess, Jobe's not going to Guam...
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