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Lindsay's on vacation, you guys.
This is going to be a disaster!
Posted by Gabe at 9:15 AM in Technical Difficulties
Tags: Lindsay Robertson | Vacation
Lindsay's on vacation, you guys.
This is going to be a disaster!
Posted by Gabe at 9:15 AM in Technical Difficulties
Tags: Lindsay Robertson | Vacation
We moved servers last night, whatever that means. In any case, posting may be a little buggy and unpredictable this morning. We E-POLOGIZE (sorry) for any inconvenience.
When you hear all the world's phones ringing in unison, you'll know that we're back to a regular posting schedule of trampoline accident post, VH1 post, trampoline accident post, VH1 post.
Continue reading We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties With The Lawnmower Man...
Posted by Gabe at 9:45 AM in Technical Difficulties
Something's wrong with the Lawnmower Man service in Brooklyn.
We apologize for any delays in getting you the day's best trampoline accidents.
Posted by Gabe at 11:54 AM in Technical Difficulties
Tags: Burn The Internet To The Ground
Dear Black Entertainment Television,
I just wanted to follow up with you after my letter this morning in regards to your "Cease and Desist" letter. Per your request, I've gone through all of the videogum posts in which a B.E.T. show is discussed and/or promoted and removed the disputed video content, to be replaced with the following image.
And as promised, I will no longer discuss your station on this site.
Congratulations, and good luck with the slow decline into national irrelevance.
Gabe.
Posted by Gabe at 2:36 PM in Technical Difficulties
Tags: B.E.T. | College Hill: Atlanta | Iron Ring
Dear Black Entertainment Television,
First let me say how excited I am to have received your "Cease and Desist" letter. It is the first letter of this nature that I have ever received, and as such it legitimizes me. What your letter says is that someone thinks that this bullshit is read by enough people (it is not), and that it matters (it doesn't). Someone thinks that I have violated their rights! Success! A "Cease and Desist" letter is like a blog's Bar Mitzvah. Now videogum.com is a man.com. It would have been nicer if I could have received the letter right before Mother's Day, to fill our brunch with pride, but a Father's Day miracle isn't bad. Anyway, thank you for that.
Now, I'm no lawyer, but I've watched every iteration of Law & Order at least once, except for Trial By Jury, but no one watched Trial By Jury.
Continue reading An Open Letter To Black Entertainment Television Regarding Their Cease And Desist Letter...
Posted by Gabe at 10:18 AM in Technical Difficulties
Tags: College Hill: Atlanta | Iron Ring
The Office was not very funny last night. Let's just say they could have been a little cooler and considerate about their jokes. TOO SOON, The Office.
http://www.officegum.com. I'm so good at video editing. I'm pretty sure that I'm getting the Oscar next year. It's going to be between me and Narnia, and Narnia are living in a fantasy world if they think they can get it.
Posted by Gabe at 12:54 PM in Technical Difficulties
Tags: Academy Awards | Horrible Mashups | Narnia | The Office
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