I know that you hate to play by the rules, and dammnit, that is what makes you so effective, but the DA has been on my ass all year. You know how this works. You're off the case!
Shit has just been getting too real, officer. (thanks for the tip, Kevin.)
Posted by Gabe at 1:15 PM in Supercuts
Tags: Badges | Cops | Crime | Guns
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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They're the tough as nails cops that play by their own rules. All of them.
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"Hella Dramatic Slow Camera Turn" just MADE MY fuckin DAY. Thanks, Gabe!
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And the one in your boot!
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No Lethal Weapon? Disappointed.
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Your shield and your weapon! Way to switch shit up...
Professor Thesaurus is teaching a class in Variety this semester.
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Aw! It's little Becca! Avatar regression!
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You can have it! You can have this whole stinking city!
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But I'm a cop. It's all I know; it's all I've ever known.
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The first one was the best because it was has a floating dirty white shirt giving up his badge and gun.
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Hey DIAPERFACE, way TO BE racist! Your PARENTS MUST be so proud! MAKE SURE to print this ONE OUT so they can PUT IT UP on the fridge!
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I don't know if that was racism, so much as prejudice against bad contrast ratios.
Score = 23
I upvoted it. I LOL'd. Mostly for the irony of Patriot having a knee-jerk reaction against someone being "insensitive." Also for that picture.
Score = 13
The picture is pretty boss. Kuhdooz, Patriot!
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I upvoted based soley on the picture.
Everyone wants to make it on that fridge, except for Ryan Gosling (where he's going they don't need no fridges!)
AmPat- guess who's getting 3 gold stars and an extra juice box :-)
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I can understand that, but he totally could have said it better. Like "Hey, the contrast on this sucks." Instead of making a joke so damned similar to that "What do you say when you see your tv floating" joke.
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To be fair, Wesley Snipes is so black he's almost infrared, but yeah, racism is sad, and misspelled racism is the worst.
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You make one Wesley Snipes is dark joke and apparently you're a noose-toting racist, despite the fact that there were two instances where a black cop gets his badge and gun taken away.
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That's it jmpang, you're way out of line! Your e-badge and e-gun, officer.
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This is just what I needed to get my emotions revved up, today. Thanks Gabe, I can always count on you! ...But if you follow this up with another cute-as-balls post about Where The Wild Things Are I'll be a basket case by the end of the work day.
Score = 3
I got really pumped this was going to be about Bad Lieutenant. That's OK, though. I can wait.
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Remember the cop who pushed the Critical Mass guy off his bike last year? Do you think he went through this? And was he like "they just don't understand my brand of justice does not fit so neatly into their 'policies' and 'rules', dammit I'm a good cop!"
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No, this did not happen to that jag bag. He got a handshake for a job well done and a slap on the back of the head for getting taped whilst "doing what they do."
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They might have taken Seagal's gun from his holster, but he's still selling tickets to the gun show.
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I bet you they show this video in Police Academies in order to break down the cops in training just so they can build them back up again.
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but who's going to save Harrison Ford's family now?
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Shia LeBouf's dad in Transformers is enjoying this a little too much.
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That's OK. I'm getting too old for this shit anyway.
Score = 11
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/entire_precinct_made_up_of_loose
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I don't know why they don't just shoot the chief, they're the one with the gun.
At least that's what I yell at the screen in the movie theater.
Score = -1
But... But sir, I don't own a badger. And this nun is mine, I paid for it myself.
Score = -1
this is from tv carnage...
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Sorry for my bad english. Intresting title. It attracted me to read the complete post. Thanks
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