This makes me laugh so hard you don't even know.
Lots of Love. A strong addition to any LOLk portfolio. Your keys, sir.
Posted by Gabe at 12:30 PM in Supercuts
Tags: Family Guy | Harrison Ford | LOLk | Wife Swap
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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Ironic seeing how he is trying to put food ON his family.
Score = 23
A solid firstie, you beat me to it.
Score = -4
Calista Flockhart is always on threat level orange.
Score = 7
"You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife?"
"...I AM your wife"
Score = 2
You are not funny unless you are making fun of what being funny is. Just think about being honest, and the fever of hillarity will flow from you. Why can't you stop being a little jock-itch bitch and realize this. What are you? A new born newbie?
Score = -22
What the hell are you?
Score = 10
DO NOT WANT!
Score = 9
Okay, you need to stop this nonsense.
Score = 2
No, he's right guys, I'm not myself lately... Its just my heart was cut out recently by love. Love cut my heart out.
Score = 15
By emo Hummel figurines, perhaps?
Score = 1
The ultimate family man.
I'm not sure, but I think having Harrison Ford as a father would be even worse than the estranged one I really have.
Score = 7
You don't know how much that means to me, son.
Score = 60
Ding ding ding ding! We have a winner!
Score = 1
After seeing Witness, I've constantly asked the question "Who would you rather raise you: Harrison Ford or Jack Nicholson." (it made sense at the time.) The answer is always Harrison, much to my dismay.
Score = 0
It's really six to one half dozen to another. With Harrison, the danger is usually from a kidnapper. With Jack, the danger is usually from the man himself.
Score = 2
Harrison Ford could solve this problem easily, and the solution would give us a great "HOLD MY HAND, DAMNIT" montage.
Score = 5
Just goes to show, it's only the good fathers' families that are kidnapped and murdered.
Score = 7
What about the bad ones that do it themselves?
Score = 0
I'm glad I'm not a part of his family. Sure, I'd have millions, but with my life in constant peril...just not worth it.
Score = 5
It would be pretty easy to write his scripts, just copy and paste.
Score = 2
Don't marry Harrison Ford unless you have a thing for being held hostage.
Score = 3
You think he'd get ADT home security or something by now. Jesus...
Score = 13
Y'all are just jealous because he's a hot piece.
... I kid. This is hilarious.
Score = -1
Han Solo didn't have no family. Just Chewie and whatever green alien hooker he picked up at Mos Eisley space port that day.
Score = 4
The Liam Neeson montage will be even more intense.
Score = 7
ok!
Score = 1
I hate to be the one to tell you, Gabe, but your arch nemesis already covered this.
Okay, now I'll go flagellate myself for my gross misconduct.
Score = 13
before i clicked on the link, i thought, why is Gwenyth Paltrow writing about Harrison Ford's family problems?
Score = 6
Have any of you stopped and considered that Harrison Ford's family deserves it?
Maybe they're just like, really fucking annoying.
Score = 7
Or maybe they're sick of him asking them where they are... 'just shut your phone off.. once dad kills all the hijackers and lands the plane safely he'll be so tired he won't even cook and then we can just order video pizza"
Score = 1
Someone needs to do one of these for Angelina Jolie in that movie where she says "where's my son!?!" a million times - The Changeling.
Score = -2
Or Michael looking for Walt on Lost. "But it's MY SON!" every third fucking line of dialogue. IT'S MY SON!
Score = 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcatQSyRK6c
Score = -1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dh0iEkDEkU
Score = -1
You know, I'm beginning to think the guy never actually had a family.
Score = 4
that would be a pretty killer way to kill time on a layover.. just walk around acting like your family has been kidnapped? 45 minutes would fly by like nothin
Score = 5
The little eyebrow raise after the final "my wife" slays me.
Score = 2