There Is Nothing We Do Not Now Know About Jason Segel's Penis
Since April 2008, Videogum has been the internet's #1 source for grainy pictures of the crotch area of the thespian known as Jason Segel. So last night, when an email came in to tips@videogum.com with the subject line "here are the penis shots better than yours lol" and just the word "ENJOY" in the body, we knew it wasn't spam. A tipster had sent three photos with such relatively high resolution that we knew this person had to have gotten them from the upcoming (but still unscheduled) DVD of Forgetting Sarah Marshall. After the jump, more Jason Segel than we'll probably ever see again. NSFW, obvs.
Do you feel that you've seen Jason Segel's penis now? I do. For some reason, the clearness of these pictures makes them kind of creepy, like we're invading his privacy or something? I don't know. Anyway, that's it!
Posted by Lindsay at 10:13 AM in Spoilers
Tags: Forgetting Sarah Marshall | Jason Segel | Penises
why?
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wow, this is sooo nice. gay men, send pics of your penis to my email...
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wow, this is sooo nice. gay men, send pics of your penis to my email...
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i love penis in my mouth!!
he is hott i would so suck on that thing!!
I want to do SEXY DIRTY things to him mostly with my mouth!!
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urgent
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urgent
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So how come we NEVER get to see a clear view of a woman's vagina in a mainstream movie? All we ever get of the girls is NON-GENITAL nudity like boobs. On rare occasions we might get to see a flash of pubic hair, but never a vagina. It's a sexist double standard!
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this dude has a nice dick
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