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July 22, 2009

Spoiler Alert: New Moon Has A Twist Ending

Haha. Blade is always photobombing people.

Whatever little champion made this already wins the Videogum Keys to the Internet. But surely we can make this even better (worse):

There we go.

Sad news, guys. Today is my last day at Videogum. I just got hired by Photoshop as the Regional Vice President of Being the Best at Photoshop in the Department of Ruining Perfectly Good Jokes with Stupid Ones. I WILL MISS YOU. (Image via Brad O'Farrell)

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Posted by: dictums at 07/22/09 2:30 PM | Reply
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TalbainJ2: TalbainJ Harder

Clever girl.

Posted by: TalbainJ2: TalbainJ Harder profile link in reply to dictums's comment at 07/22/09 2:49 PM | Reply
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Lou Reed

LOLd harder then I ever have on this site. Lold pretty hard at the Blade one too though.

Posted by: Lou Reed profile link in reply to dictums's comment at 07/22/09 2:56 PM | Reply
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Josh is like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood

It seems to be a trend on Videogum that an unregistered commenter comes out of nowhere and creates something completely amazing (see: Megan Fox flower child head switch) that puts all us registered commenters to shame. I say to you dictums, register and become one of us. Your brilliance needs to be recognized!

Posted by: Josh is like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood profile link in reply to dictums's comment at 07/22/09 7:42 PM | Reply
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Funtastik

I feel compelled to point out that both this image and the Megan Fox flower switch were not made just for Videogum. Both those images were floating around the internet already. That doesn't make it less funny, of course. (Just a thought.)

Posted by: Funtastik profile link in reply to Josh is like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood's comment at 07/23/09 8:54 AM | Reply
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RPattzdaily, amirite?

Posted by: Erin in reply to dictums's comment at 07/22/09 9:27 PM | Reply
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Pella Marsh

"Today is my last day at Videogum." Not funny anymore. Or, well, at least less funny now.

Posted by: Pella Marsh profile link at 07/22/09 2:43 PM | Reply
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Zingers

Not funny at all.

Posted by: Zingers profile link in reply to Pella Marsh's comment at 07/22/09 3:27 PM | Reply
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brynn

I'm LOLing and I can't stop LOLing.

Posted by: brynn profile link at 07/22/09 2:44 PM | Reply
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meesh

My heart just stopped. "Today is my last day at Videogum." They would have found me, on Sunday, an old woman, alone, half eaten by her cats, with this open on my computer screen and they would arrest you for killing me.
You can't play shock games with old people, Gabe. As a man with two hip replacements and a whole head of gray hairs, you should know this.

Posted by: meesh profile link at 07/22/09 2:48 PM | Reply
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Do you also like to lip-sync Pretty Woman on YouTube?

'Cause I'm kind of getting a vibe from you.

Posted by: yomomma in reply to meesh's comment at 07/22/09 3:00 PM | Reply
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Constantinople

Posted by: Constantinople profile link at 07/22/09 3:00 PM | Reply
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Run Run Riot

keyboard cat twilight

Posted by: Run Run Riot profile link at 07/22/09 3:01 PM | Reply
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njoy

If you do ever leave Gabe, please announce it in a post like this one. Might as well go out in a blaze of glory.

Posted by: njoy profile link at 07/22/09 3:01 PM | Reply
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But never leave, Gabe. We're still not over Lindsay.

Posted by: Julia profile link in reply to njoy's comment at 07/23/09 11:07 AM | Reply
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Ashley

I'm already prepping myself for Gabe's departure; at 52, he's rapidly nearing retirement age.

Posted by: Ashley profile link at 07/22/09 3:18 PM | Reply
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bingo gas station

sorry!

Posted by: bingo gas station profile link at 07/22/09 3:22 PM | Reply
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VideoGummyBear

Posted by: VideoGummyBear profile link at 07/22/09 3:37 PM | Reply
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Detroit Dutchgirl

Posted by: Detroit Dutchgirl profile link at 07/22/09 3:44 PM | Reply
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Nicole

I'm no good at Photoshop. So someone just, please do one with the Smoke Monster, and maybe put Alex's face in there too, for kicks?

Posted by: Nicole profile link at 07/22/09 3:48 PM | Reply
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Posted by: zach profile link at 07/22/09 4:33 PM | Reply
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donnytilla

why would you ruin this twist for all of us?

Posted by: donnytilla profile link at 07/22/09 4:43 PM | Reply
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Who saw this coming? I mean, after all was said and done, maybe she was just too much fuss.

Happily Ever After

Posted by: baldrick profile link at 07/22/09 4:44 PM | Reply
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Alanis Morissette

Posted by: Alanis Morissette profile link at 07/22/09 7:40 PM | Reply
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flaknitter01

Has anyone ever received a higher score than Dictums? FTW. Lizzing.

Posted by: flaknitter01 profile link at 07/23/09 1:16 AM | Reply
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