SPOILER ALERT: Gossip Girl Season 2 Promos
I'm one third of the way through season 1 of Gossip Girl, so please don't ruin it for me by saying whether or not everyone keeps being so one-dimensional and predictable. And NO SPOILERS about what East Village restaurant or Meat Packing District club gets name-dropped in episodes 7-18. Zing. I just took Gossip Girl to Zingbar's for a zingverything bagel with plain zing cheese and smoked zinglmon. To be fair, I like this show. It's like Horrible People but with bad actors.
After the jump, four new sneak peak promos of season 2 (via TV Squad), which starts September 2nd 1st. I haven't actually watched them because like I said, NO SPOILERS. So you're on your own.
How were they? Let me guess, someone sleeps with someone and backstabs someone and then someone's mom is like "I treat my children with the callous negligence that is stereotypical of the extremely wealthy." Man, being reductive about a show based on superficial caricatures is like shooting caviar in a barrel. With diamond bullets.
Posted by Gabe at 2:19 PM in Soap Operas
Tags: Blake Lively | Chance Crawford | Gossip Girl | Leighton Meester | Penn Badgley | Taylor Momsen
I don't care how much they try to push this on me...this show is no fucking O.C. I mean that Chuck dude looks like a weird Jimmy Fallon clone.
Just go away the whole lot of you!
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why does eveyone speak in very slow hushed whispers?
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Good one Gabe... Can't you just picture us sitting in front of the television, all alone on September 2nd, tuned into the CW waiting for the "Gossip Girl" season premiere. Every time a commercial break is over, we ask ourselves "Is that it? No... Oh, is this it? No. "
Gabe, you're such a Blair! "Gossip Girl" premieres on September 1st not 2nd.
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Sorry to Zang your Zing, Gabe, but the EV restaurant you can expect is Veselka. Both Serena and Dan will travel through space and time to meet there within two minutes of hanging up the phone. File under: Broadcast Realism.
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I'm so glad Gossip Girl is returning. Sometimes you need a predictable show with snobby rich kids to replace the O.C. to make yourself forget about your troubles.
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