Via CC Insider, genius comic Maria Bamford calls out 99% of "women's comedy" with a few well-placed words. "I'm empty inside I'm a husk I can't feel my hands!" She's like the Carlos Mencia of funny comedians:
How awesome would it be if they hired Maria to run the Sex And The City tour?
Posted by Lindsay at 3:05 PM in SNAP!, Sex And The Cashmere Jungle, Stand Up Comedy
Tags: Maria Bamford | Sex And The City
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"The Carlos Mencia of funny comedians" is the most complicated back-handed compliment (bompliment) I've heard in a long time.
"She's the good kind of AIDS."
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I actually kinda hate stand up comics, but that shit was really fucking funny.
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I wish Maria Bamford was my friend. She's like the John Legend to my Wendy Williams. But without the craziness. Because I'm not crazy. Oooooooh no.
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Women be shopping. Women be shopping, ya'll.
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She is freakin' hilarious.
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HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! like a rocket in the sky, like a winking turnip in the night. this is beautiful work of a heavenly kind by a celestial super star. praise the husk that this joke does riseth from!
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I was briefly in LA recently and saw Maria Bamford standing outside UCB theatre. I wanted to ask if I could sniff her hair but got shy. Still. Maria. I want to sniff you hair.
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