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October 3, 2008

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia: Eyes Wide Yuck

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You might not expect a show like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia to expose bitter truths and harsh realities, but that's just what they were doing on last night's episode. For example, gone are the days when we could naively glorify the destructive violence of grenades, now that Charlie and Mac exposed the anticlimactic effects of said weapon by throwing it into a car and watching smoke lamely trickle out of the windows. Did Charlie and Mac then proceed to shoot at the car's gas tank, hoping for a monstrous explosion? They did. Did a monstrous explosion occur? It did not. Open your eyes, sheeple!

But the best exposed truth last night was the truth that sex parties are bound to be horrifyingly sad and overwhelmingly depressing. Especially when Danny DeVito is the one inviting you.

The more you know.

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what

Last night's episode was killer. Mac in the wedding dress was everything I could've asked for.

Posted by: what profile link at 10/03/08 4:03 PM | Reply
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Funtastik

"I'm coming. I'm gonna cum."

Posted by: Funtastik profile link at 10/03/08 8:35 PM | Reply
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I think one of those guys was my Dad.

Also, if you wanted to poke your eyes out, which would hurt less, a screwdriver or an ice pick?

Posted by: michaelduff profile link at 10/03/08 9:41 PM | Reply
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As funny, if not funnier, than any other episode of the show.

Posted by: Chris Davis at 10/03/08 11:48 PM | Reply
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