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April 6, 2009

That's Your Nightmare: Femskins

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Holy shit. First of all, let me just say I AM ALREADY SORRY FOR THIS. Second of all, let me say that you should feel absolutely no obligation (duh) to click through this post for the video, because once you see it you will never be able to unsee it. That is how seeing works. Now you know. Here's your diploma. The creeps at StreetCarnage dug up this video as part of a new sex fetish called Masking or Femskins, which they describe this way:

It's dudes who literally skin one of those latex sex dolls and then puts it on over his regular skin and, then puts on another latex suit and dances around so prettily.

And which I describe this way:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

After the jump, someone calling themselves "Synthia" (right), shows off a new Femskin. It's NSFW, unless your work is throwing yourself off a roof.

IT PUTS THE NIGHTMARE* IN THE BASKET!

I think we're done here. If anyone needs me, I will be in the shower, scrubbing my eyes out.

*Obviously, sexual fetishes are sexual fetishes are sexual fetishes, which is to say that as long as it's consensual and does not cause any harm to minors and/or unwilling partners it's completely fine and not something to ever make fun of or criticize someone for. But when it takes on an extrovert aspect, i.e. you post videos of yourself engaging in your sexual fetish on YouTube because that's somehow part of the thrill for you, then you take what you get, because Jesus Christ, there are kids in here (here = internet).

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I'm too scared to click play.

Posted by: .bryan. profile link at 04/06/09 1:40 PM  | Reply
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i dont get dis. she pretty

Posted by: Pistachio Disguisey profile link  in reply to  .bryan.'s comment at 04/06/09 4:07 PM  | Reply
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This is the very last thing I want to look at right now (or ever), but my curiosity is getting the better of me...

Posted by: Hil profile link at 04/06/09 1:40 PM  | Reply
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Oh. My. God. I knew I should have taken the blue pill.

Posted by: briewer profile link at 04/06/09 1:42 PM  | Reply
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I'm speechless.

Posted by: An American Patriot profile link at 04/06/09 1:45 PM  | Reply
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!!!

Posted by: Carrie profile link  in reply to  An American Patriot's comment at 04/08/09 1:22 AM  | Reply
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Now that I've gathered myself: WHAT THE HELL. And people ask why we need Jesus back in the schools. If we had something as fuckin simple as Bible Class every morning, we wouldn't find ourselves in this situation. If anything, people would be wearing the latex skin of Jesus, spreading his word, praise, and holiness onto everyone they met.

Posted by: An American Patriot profile link  in reply to  Carrie's comment at 04/10/09 6:09 PM  | Reply
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You seem to think this guy didn't have bible class every morning.

Posted by: Anonymous  in reply to  An American Patriot's comment at 04/12/09 2:28 AM  | Reply
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Wow, this is the first thing on the internet in a very long time that actually made me feel physically uncomfortable and a bit nauseous. Might i suggest you take a page from BoingBoing's book and immediately post a Unicorn Chaser.

Posted by: meANDmy_mONKEY profile link at 04/06/09 1:46 PM  | Reply
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Well, that's it. Honor suicide time.

Kool-aid, anyone?

Posted by: The Life of the Mind profile link at 04/06/09 1:49 PM  | Reply
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I want to cry.
Is the breathing the worst part?!

Posted by: lookie-here profile link at 04/06/09 1:51 PM  | Reply
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EVERYTHING is the worst part.

Posted by: Paper Werewolf profile link  in reply to  lookie-here's comment at 04/06/09 2:08 PM  | Reply
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The eyes....the unseeing, unblinking, rubbery eyes...

Posted by: Katie at 04/06/09 2:15 PM  | Reply
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synthia, she's a really cool dancer
synthia, boogie to the grove now
-rug rats

wow, this is pretty scary, like, the breathing especially is pretty intense.

Posted by: nick at 04/06/09 2:15 PM  | Reply
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synthia she's a really cool dancer
synthia, boogie to the grove now
-rug rats

this is some crazy shiz. i hope he finds his co-workers watching this.

Posted by: nick at 04/06/09 2:17 PM  | Reply
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man, joan rivers looks horrible.


badumpum

Posted by: Johnny profile link at 04/06/09 2:18 PM  | Reply
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So this is what Charlie's been up to on his trip to Guatemala...

Posted by: blah at 04/06/09 2:20 PM  | Reply
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Charlie should've hidden better. Gorgeous Crazy Eyes is still on the lookout for him.
or perhaps Crazy Eyes is the one who trapped him in that suit.

"It puts the nightmare in the basket" FTW, obviously.

Posted by: alull profile link  in reply to  blah's comment at 04/06/09 2:36 PM  | Reply
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What did Blake Lively do to her face! Are you proud of yourselves America, telling a 21 year old that she looks too old. Now she's plastic surgery-ed herself into obscurity.

Posted by: Darren87 profile link at 04/06/09 2:21 PM  | Reply
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I am honestly disturbed by that video.

Posted by: Heather at 04/06/09 2:23 PM  | Reply
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We honestly believe you.

Posted by: lookie-here profile link  in reply to  Heather's comment at 04/06/09 2:28 PM  | Reply
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What?

Posted by: mike_d profile link at 04/06/09 2:32 PM  | Reply
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Do you hate us? Is that why you posted this??

Posted by: Jenn profile link at 04/06/09 2:46 PM  | Reply
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cut out the heavy breathing and the junk touching and this shit would be kinda funny. as it stands i want to scrub my brain with a brillo pad.
plus um really with the skinning of a female surrogate? this dude's going to go all buffalo bill on us at some point.

Posted by: sarah palin at 04/06/09 2:47 PM  | Reply
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Its Obama's fault.

Posted by: Foxnews at 04/06/09 2:52 PM  | Reply
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well this just single-handedly negated all of the hard work i've done to conquer my fear of mannequins.

Posted by: spectator profile link at 04/06/09 2:58 PM  | Reply
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I still haven't watched it because I'm waiting for someone to watch it with me so I'm not the only one scarred for life.
HOWEVER, is it just me or does the face look amazingly similar to Tori Spelling?

Posted by: .bryan. profile link at 04/06/09 3:04 PM  | Reply
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the scary thing is that prior to this being posted, it showed up on my youtube page under "Recommended for you."

Posted by: Elliot profile link at 04/06/09 3:06 PM  | Reply
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White Chicks!

Posted by: Max the King of All Wild Things profile link at 04/06/09 3:29 PM  | Reply
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Exactly what I thought! Another case of real life imitating the movies haha.

:(

Posted by: Ugah profile link  in reply to  Max the King of All Wild Things's comment at 04/07/09 9:23 AM  | Reply
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For a long time, a website selling similar wares came up whenever I did a vanity Google search. Luckily, someone with my name came along and had a presidential bid with reasonable longevity and now he occupies the first several pages of results. Whew!

Posted by: Dumbelina profile link at 04/06/09 3:51 PM  | Reply
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a simple "OMG" can't describe how i feel.

Posted by: jacob666 profile link at 04/06/09 3:59 PM  | Reply
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No amount of farts or trampoline accidents could make up for this.

Posted by: I PEE GOLD profile link at 04/06/09 4:00 PM  | Reply
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I'm pretty sure this is a clip from Rock Of Love Bus, with the background screeching cut out.

Posted by: otis-anne profile link at 04/06/09 4:09 PM  | Reply
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that made me cry. the darth vader breathing was the worst part.

Posted by: She-Ra, P.O.P. profile link at 04/06/09 4:34 PM  | Reply
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You realize you have to show this to someone else in 24 hours or it comes and kills you, thanks a lot gabe.

Posted by: nope profile link at 04/06/09 6:23 PM  | Reply
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I just scarred my entire facebook. Is that enough people?

Posted by: parasitic profile link  in reply to  nope's comment at 04/07/09 6:42 PM  | Reply
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Nothing is sexier than the snapping balloon sound of rubbing latex over latex.

Posted by: HB profile link at 04/06/09 6:44 PM  | Reply
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All that is missing is a dog named Precious and the "Goodbye Horses" song playing in the background. Just think, Buffalo Bill wouldn't have killed those chicks in Silence of the Lambs if these were available back in the 80's/early 90's.

Posted by: manders profile link at 04/06/09 7:57 PM  | Reply
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why is it always men who are into freaky shit like this? you never see videos of women dressed like plumbers prancing around wearing skinned mannequin heads

Posted by: lizzing profile link at 04/06/09 8:10 PM  | Reply
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I have seen scarier ones and they involved close ups on their faces. The faces are the stuff to haunt my dreams. A person in latex, with a mask, moving around while breathing heavy is just boring and like riding the tea cups instead of the roller coaster.

Posted by: Zzyzx profile link at 04/06/09 8:27 PM  | Reply
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It's that you Gabe?

Posted by: Pavimento profile link at 04/06/09 9:12 PM  | Reply
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Masking is pretty big. Its over youtube. Perez had a pretty famous masker on his site. Alot of the masks look like awful plastic surgery sort of like jocelyn wildensten.

Posted by: golublog at 04/06/09 10:28 PM  | Reply
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Eeew. All he (she?) does is breathe. This seems sweaty and awkward. Latex upon latex. Ugh, now I need a shower.

Posted by: oneangrydwrf profile link at 04/07/09 3:48 AM  | Reply
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I found this very slightly arousing.

Posted by: sethaurus profile link at 04/07/09 4:23 AM  | Reply
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Let's hope the "Femskins" tag never, EVER gets used again.

Posted by: Ben profile link at 04/07/09 8:58 AM  | Reply
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Thanks for forcing me to invest in a nightlight, Gabe.

Posted by: indybree profile link at 04/07/09 10:09 PM  | Reply
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I'm scared it's going to tell me to put the lotion in the basket. I'm just scared in general. Scared of the breathing, scared of how it looks a little like Miss Piggy, scared of how it can barely move...

Posted by: mk profile link at 04/08/09 11:24 AM  | Reply
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Gee, I thought that was the newest pic of Michael Jackson!

Posted by: mike at 04/10/09 6:00 PM  | Reply
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It puts the lotion on it's skin...

Posted by: drake at 04/11/09 1:13 AM  | Reply
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Between this, the Rejuvinique, and that creepy bride mask from earlier on, I have to concur -

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAH! AAH! AAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHAHHHH! WHUUHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA! GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Posted by: elliosenor profile link at 05/04/09 2:22 PM  | Reply
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I'm a fetish photographer and these skins are amazing to shoot. I think you all need to get a bit more secure in your sexuality and not worry so much about adult playtime. Its playtime. Not the apocolypse.

Chill out. What's freaky is that any of you are so bothered about what adults do.

Posted by: Sysperia at 06/08/09 4:53 PM  | Reply
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