Marilyn Monroe Sex Moviefilm Described On Old People Morning Show
Me: There's a Marilyn Monroe sex tape.
Friend: No, they didn't have video back then. It would be a sex "film"
Me: Yeah, it's the Zapruder film of sex tapes.
Friend: Back and to the left. Back and to the left. Back and to the left.
Meet Keya Morgan. Memorize his face. If you see him walking down the street, follow him home, because he has oh come on totally made a copy of and still has the Marilyn Monroe sex tape film. Keya was on the Early Show this morning (good get, Early Show!) basically dragging everyone involved through the mud (JFK, RFK, alleged prostitutes) while describing the tape none of us will ever see and will soon forget about. My favorite part is when he apologizes for saying "phallus," and when he talks about how the man involved was wearing a hat (euphemism?). Watch it here (via Radar).
Posted by Lindsay at 12:29 PM in Sex Tapes
Tags: Keya Morgan | Marilyn Monroe
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did you actually watch this clip or not? the guy says he doesn't have the tape/film, it was sold to someone else. and no where in that particular clip did I hear him make an apology for using the word phallus
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what's with these writers making jokes that take liberties with reality? UGH UGH GUGHGHG!
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hahahaha nah i agree with Lindsey...dude TOTALLY fuckin' copied it...lets be serious!
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you're right, if I don't like the jokes (or the flat-out not watching of the clips you post as so hilarious), I shouldn't read the blog. so I won't.
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I did mishear the sorry part. He says "bizarre" (I think?) while stammering and seeming to be sorry.
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It's too late. I'm afraid you might have lost ugh for good.
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Dude STILL prolly copied it. Just sayin'.
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