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May 15, 2008

Sex And The City SpoilerWatch: "It Sucks" Is Still Not A Spoiler

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I'm beginning to think maybe nothing actually happens in the Sex And The City movie and that all my spoiler-begging is for naught. For instance, despite the opinions of two bloggers I adore and whose hair I want to braid, this is not a spoiler and this is not a spoiler. There is still that one major plot point that no news outlet will "ruin" that I'm starting to believe might not exist. Just look at the Google results for "I saw the Sex And The City movie." Lame! Could it really be that, like the show, little unimportant things (or things we already know about from the trailer and promotion) just happen one by one like cresting waves that Carrie can't help but wonder about? And do I really have to sit through 2.5 hours of something long and hard and full of nothing happening? And can men and women really be friends? When someone is ready to really spoil the movie for real, if that's even possible, email me. Until then I remain as disappointed as someone who got broken up with via post it note and only knows three SATC references.

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I want Lindsay to braid my hair.

Posted by: EZ at 05/15/08 8:15 PM | Reply
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will someone just tell me what happens so I dont have to go and see the bloody thing and can wait for the dvd.

Posted by: clairissa at 05/30/08 5:31 AM | Reply
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Really terrible Movie. Miranda talked trash about her husband in front of her five year old. She didn't cut his spaghetti and he seemed like an unkempt child. Steve just should go away somewhere. The scene when he told her he was cheating - I laughed out loud! Boo-Boo Kitty! Charlotte paid more attention to her dog than she paid to her adopted child, Chin Lingl

Carrie was f-ing frightening. She was a gnarly skank. Her arms and legs made her look about 70 when she was crawling in Big's bed.

Time to Give it up Old Ladies!!!@!

Posted by: pamy at 06/04/08 6:57 PM | Reply
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