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April 9, 2008

The Room: "I Did Not Hit Her I Did Naaat!"

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Yesterday I wrote about The Amazing Cult Phenomenon That Is The Room, the little worst movie in the world that could. It's hard to find a first clip from The Room to share, because, really, the entire movie is a clip, but new initiates to The Room Fan Club can't go wrong with this scene, a rooftop guy-to-guy chat that includes some of The Room's most classic elements.

Setup: Johnny's girlfriend Lisa is cheating on him with his best friend Mark, and last night, for no reason, she got Johnny drunk and now claims that he hit her. But he did naat! Enjoy the bad dialogue in this fake-rooftop heart-to-heart chat between Johnny and Mark.

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jim

has "you can say that again" ever been said in a good movie?

Posted by: jim profile link at 04/09/08 2:12 PM | Reply
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Also, apropos of nothing: has anyone in a movie ever said "Watch and learn" just one time?

Posted by: Lindsay profile link at 04/09/08 4:06 PM | Reply
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Gabe

The one thing about The Room everyone should know is if the football appears in a scene, it's going to be a good scene, and the football appears in almost every scene.

Posted by: Gabe profile link at 04/09/08 4:11 PM | Reply
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oh! it's max!

Yeah, the barbecue chicken was delicious. Rice.. that was cool.

Posted by: oh! it's max! profile link at 04/09/08 6:07 PM | Reply
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Johnny reminds me of Uwe Boll, and I sincerely hope that's not the best compliment he ever gets.

Shitty movies are my cocaine. (Unless I also have cocaine.)

Posted by: Hez at 04/09/08 7:39 PM | Reply
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oh it's max, I'm doing that one later this week. "It's an interesting story."

Posted by: Lindsay profile link at 04/09/08 9:49 PM | Reply
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oh! it's max!

Can you marry me?

Posted by: oh! it's max! profile link at 04/10/08 3:37 PM | Reply
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oh! it's max!

oh one more thing i love his zip-off pants.. ahahaah

Posted by: oh! it's max! profile link at 04/10/08 3:40 PM | Reply
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how did this totally natural conversation between two very real people who would totally know each other in real life make it in to this movie picture?

Posted by: claptrap profile link at 04/10/08 6:03 PM | Reply
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