Enjoy: Mark Wahlberg's "Cough Syrup" Scene From The Happening
Does anyone care that The Happening came out on DVD today? The little movie that couldn't about vengeful plants that caused human suicide seemed vaguely relevant back in June but is totally silly now, and not just because of the premise, plot, dialogue, and acting. If only M. Night had had a window into the future, he could have had Marky Mark running from the temptation of sub-prime lenders instead of the evil wind! Back in June, we covered the shit out of The Happening's theatrical release, possibly to obsessive extremes. But if you haven't had the pleasure of seeing The Happening, or even if you have, especially if you're an actor choosing a monologue for an audition, or a dude who wants to make his girlfriend jealous, this clip is really all you need. "If we're going to die, I want you to know something..."
No, Zooey, thank YOU! Anyway, also released for the first time on DVD today? The classic banned documentary we all pretended to have seen in middle school, Faces Of Death. Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by Lindsay at 5:00 PM in Really Bad Movies
Tags: Faces Of Death | M. Night Shyamalan | Mark Wahlberg | The Happening | Zooey Deschanel
when zooey deschanel asks "are you joking?" she is referring to his acting.
when she says "thank you" she is thanking him for responding with a nod, rather than speaking out loud.
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I prefer watching him talk to animals. Say hi to your mother for me.
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@ dafs.... i was about to post that EXACT comment... word for word. verbatim.
wow.
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Okay... so my question is when the world is under attack by plants, when can we do the pure being ball thing??
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Scene..."NOW LETS RUN AWAY FROM THAT WIND!" Que dramatic music.
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I can't believe that's actually a line in the movie! Oh wait, this movie was written by M. Night Shyawfulmalan; never mind this scene totally makes sense.
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so ive never registered for digg,before, no problems with it, just never thought i needed to use it. i however felt i needed others to see this, and after noticing others had dug(g?) this post i had to. i am a follower and waaaaay behind the pack apparently
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this post really came at a great time for me personally, because just this morning i was thinking "you know what would be the funniest? if the the events in 'the happening' started taking place in real life and they interviewed mark wahlberg about it."
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NOW IM'A TALK TO A DONKEY
HEY DONKEY, WHAT'S GOIN ON? YOU'RE A DONKEY, I LIKE THAT
YOU EAT APPLES RIGHT? I PRODUCE ENTOURAGE
AIGHT, TALK TO YOU LATER DONKEY
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WTF, I must see this movie now...
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I took friends to see The Happening in a second-run theater on Three Dollar Movie Day. I actually missed this scene because we were laughing so hard.
There was one other guy in the theater, but we were laughing so hard, he walked out around when the train stops AND THEY LOSE CONTACT WITH WHOM? EVERYONE
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When we went to see it, we got shushed for laughing so hard. BY TEENAGERS. You haven't lived unless teenagers have shushed you in a movie.
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Is this a so bad it's watchable movie? Or os it like Jurassic Park 3 which was so bad it wasn't even watchable?
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Genevieve, it's like JP3 bad. I saw this movie in theaters because I thought it would be an enjoyably bad movie. But it wasn't. Best part of the experience was when the movie ended and someone in the back of the theater shouted, "THIS MOVIE FUCKING SUCKED!"
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Hey, you guys know me? I'm Mark Wahlberg.
HEY GOAT I LIKE YOUR BEARD I HAD A BEARD LIKE THAT IN THE PERFECT STORM, DID YOU SEE THAT MOVIE?
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This film will take it's place along side Plan From Outer Space (which is a superior film).
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I am so filled with happiness when I read this site. That acting was bad. And the Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals skit from SNL was SPOT ON!
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damn i feel sorry for zooey.
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