Where Is 2012 When You Need It? • Jon Gosselin and the Octo-Mom are going to go on a reality TV "date"? DON'T BOTHER RINGING THAT BELL, TIBETAN MONK, WE ARE DONE HERE.
Posted at 5:00 PM in Reality TV
Tags: Apocalypse | Jon And Kate Plus 8 | Jon Gosselin | Octomom | Yuck
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I'm not sure how this is possible, but both of them could do better.
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I am soooo glad that gif exists. Also, really humanity? You're going to let this show happen? This is okay with you?
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Oh, Neil Patrick Harris. How I love you.
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I was keeping this gif for a rainy day, but here ya go. More Neil Patrick Harris goodness!!
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I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!
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maintaining a tenuous grasp on meager shreds of fame is tough when your vagina is that huge. Or when you're octomom
BAM
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She has 14 kids, he has 8, together they all make 24! Please let them get married, then their TV show can be called Cheaper by the Dozen (times) 2: The Cheapening (of all our cultural values).
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Hey captainmathgum - 14 plus 8 is 22.
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And Im captainDickholeGum, as I forgot the originals that spawned the others...
I'm leaving work now anyway, on my 16 and a half hour break from VideoGumshoeing
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Yes, you're right. And yet, you're also wrong.
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God, what sense does that make? That'd be like, 22 children running around if this went somewhere. And seriously, does Jon Gos have a thing for flabbity floppity wide open vagina? Seriously, he has a thing for chicks with clown cars between their legs.
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SERIOUSLY
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Not to excuse it, but Octomom had a C-Section.
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I am forever indebted to you for erasing just one of the many horrible mental images about this situation from my mind.
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Geez Louise. Cant everybody for once respect Jon Gosselin and Octomom's privacy? Let them live their lives on reality tv with quiet dignity.
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If there's one thing Jon Gosselin just can't stand, it's not having enough kids. He's like Oliver Twist, if Oliver Twist was a homunculus manchild so obsessed with fame that it erased any semblance of thought about what's right for his own fucking children. I'm pretty sure that's what Charles Dickens was writing about anyway, right? It was the best of metaphors, it was the worst of metaphors.
Score = 9
I would say it is like Oliver Twist mixed with Alien vs. Predator. Unholy and wrong (and also we all loose).
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Like you wouldn't watch that movie.
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but not as 'loose' as kate
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The takeaway from your post is that I need to use the word homunculus more.
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I QUIT THIS BITCH
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I want to find the specific person that thought this was a good idea and punch that person square in the face. Was it Jon Gosselin? I will punch Jon Gosselin in the face. Was it Octomom? Ditto. Was it one/all of those poor, poor, children? I will adopt them and give them nourishing food and a clean, safe, private place to sleep at night.
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The good thing about the ridiculous number of children involved in this? They have the numbers to rise up and stage a (tiny, adorable) coup.
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