What Should Brody Jenner Swallow?
I was watching the trailer for Brody Jenner's new spin-off show, Bromance, and it gave me the idea for a fun new game.
The game is called "What Should Brody Jenner Swallow?" and it's super easy to play. All you need is a six-sided die and your imagination. Take turns with your friends (preferably at a really fun party where a dice game is needed) rolling the die, and depending on what number you roll, that's how many things you have to think of for Brody Jenner to swallow. Oh look, I rolled a six.
- Poison
- Bullets
- Poisonous Bullets
- LC's Dick
- A Miniaturized Ship That Could Travel Through His Blood Vessels To His Heart And Implant An Explosive Device. But The Pilot Will Have To Make It Into Jenner's Urinary Tract Before Brody "Breaks The Seal" If The Pilot Hopes To Survive The Detonation
- His Pride
Did I win?
Posted by Gabe at 12:00 PM in Reality TV
Tags: Brody Jenner | Bromance
sad to say i went to high school with one of these bros. i will be watching every episode. PLEASE COVER.
p.s. he should swallow his face.
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I can't wait to see all the orgies! I love that bro-on-bro stuff.
Also I want to make a drinking game for every time they do the hand grasp, pat on back man-hug and say "I love you, bro!"
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He should swallow fire. But not like guys at the circus, the kind of fire you can pour.
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I wish I knew someone who auditioned, and then worked really hard to win, and then KILLED THEM ALL!
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Whoa there cowboy, "LC's Dick"? Someone feels like a maverick today.
Well I know where I'll be Monday December 29th at 9pm
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He should swallow some KNO3 then have a ciggy!
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I wasnt completely in hate of this until the last few seconds, where one guy actually said "lets hug it out."
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I nominate molten gold mixed with bees.
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Can't something swallow him? Like a T-Rex, or, even better, a large black hole?
Seriously, "Bromance?" This is the reason the rest of the world hates us...
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Uh.....NO!!! The reason the rest of the world hates us is because of nasty, bitter jealous, insensitive A holes like all of you who have nothing but hatred flowing through YOUR sticky veins!!!
Worry about your own vitriolic selves, and leave an adorable, good guy like Brody alone!!!
None of you is worth licking the dirt off his shoes!!!
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Lisa has inspired me. I hope he swallows the hatred in my sticky veins.
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Uh.....NO!!! The reason the rest of the world hates us is because of nasty, bitter jealous, insensitive A holes like all of you who have nothing but hatred flowing through YOUR sticky veins!!!
Worry about your own vitriolic selves, and leave an adorable, good guy like Brody alone!!!
None of you is worth licking the dirt off his shoes!!!
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Uh.....NO!!! The reason the rest of the world hates us is because of nasty, bitter jealous, insensitive A holes like all of you who have nothing but hatred flowing through YOUR sticky veins!!!
Worry about your own vitriolic selves, and leave an adorable, good guy like Brody alone!!!
None of you is worth licking the dirt off his shoes!!!
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damn, i only rolled a one. uhh.... how about gabe's weiner. ZING!
"it doesn't suck."
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I just watched this again and that line is killing me. "It doesn't suck."
bahahaha!
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gayest show ever! -- (I go with the mini-ship.)
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agreed. there should have been a nullus before this whole post
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What's the new trend of reality shows where idiots compete to become fake-friends with horrible pretend-celebrities??? I hate everyone and everything involved in this.
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Wow, this show is so, SO gay. It's just like Paris Hilton's New BFF, which is actually the last thing I expected it to be.
Anyway, I rolled two dice and got a 7:
1. One or more of his contestants' semen.
2. Molten steel.
3. The entire cast of The Hills.
4. A fist.
5. Sand mixed with glass.
6. A chainsaw.
7. Battery acid.
This is a fun game!
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Well, to be fair to Brody, Hollywood IS crazy, what with all the parties, chicks, and lifestyle.
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He should swallow his tongue.
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On a side note, that commercial for Hillary Duff's perfume "With Love" makes me hope that what is inside the bottle is battery acid and that anyone who sprays it on themselves will melt their face off. Such vitriol.
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As a gay man in NYC I can honestly say that this is the GAYEST thing I have ever seen!
Nothing makes great TV like some latent homosexuality.
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his semen?
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