The Biggest Kirstie • Kirstie Alley is getting her own reality show about her "efforts to lose weight while raising two teenagers." I'm sure this will be respectful, edifying, and great for her career! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN to your DVR!
Posted at 2:00 PM in Reality TV
Tags: Health | Kirstie Alley
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"Kirstie is exactly the kind of star A&E is drawn to"
Kirstie Alley, YA BURNT
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Addicts, hoarders, Steven Seagal and... Kirstie Alley.
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Hello, not-hilarious childhood flashbacks. Glad we didn't have no cameras! Ha! Ha ha! *weeps*
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This is gonna be tough, doesnt the CoS have a problem with pharmaceuticals? An ass that big is gonna need a lot of phen-fen. #late90shumor
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Fettuccine!!!
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How's she gonna lose the weight when she can eat the two teenagers?
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