Duh Aficionado Magazine: Steve Wozniak Is A Nerd Who Can't Dance Very Well
Steve Wozniak, co-founder of Apple, was on Dancing with the Stars last night, undefying expectations.
Wait, whuuuuuut? You're telling me that one of the most important computer nerds of all time is not that great of a dancer? Come on! That hardly makes sense. Just kidding. It makes sense. Nerds. Nerd stuff. But why doesn't he just chop off both his sloppy legs and replace them with titanium bionic legs pre-set to "turbo-dance" mode? Why doesn't he just do that, if he's so smart? WHY DOESN'T HE INVENT iLEGS?!
Incidentally, dude is worth 3.6 billion dollars, and I have little doubt that every time someone makes fun of him for dancing, 100,000 dollars are immediately deposited into his bank account (he has one bank account, he keeps most of his fortune in basic checking). It's called business.
"Keep laughing, idiots. Papa needs a new space station." -- Steve Wozniak.
Posted by Gabe at 11:30 AM in Reality TV
Tags: Dance-Offs | Dancing With The Stars | Steve Wozniak
this is like watching some fat furry hamster fit through a square hole ungracefully, never completing the object of what he set out to do, get through the hole. How many chins must a nerd man have?
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Titanium bionic legs, it's a risky procedure- but, totally worth it!
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I'm not ashamed to say that I watched this last night (I'm 80 inside) and voted for Steve.
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I've always liked Woz. Computer nerd who never fought it, and tried to pretend he was "cool"...unlike Steve Jobs. Surprised he didn't have more sense than to try and dance, though.
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Fuck The Haterz! Woz KILLED IT!
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