After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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This week's five highest rated comments as voted on by you, the lowest rated comment as voted on by you, and the editor's choice.
I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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Blogging about TV and movies isn't all fun and videogames. Every week, Lindsay or Gabe will be presented with a physical or mental challenge that tests their bravery,patience, and taste.
The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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I didn't KNOW you could WIN on that show. Huh.
Score = 0
I don't know if you can win, but I'm pretty sure the rest of the show just lost.
Score = 3
Yep, that nails it. She is officially The Best from that show.
Score = 0
What is weird to me is that she is signed up for a new show "chronicling her engagement to Jason Hoppy" except - wait for it - she is not "yet" engaged to Mr. Hoppy (btws, that name? I'm so sorry). Is this real life? New show title: "The Not-Real House-not-yet-fiance of New [Gunshot]"
Score = 3
Among the people NY Mag suggests replace Bethenny are Madonna and PC Peterson from NYC Prep, because they are "lonely, funny, and slightly desperate." A major publication wants an underage boy to star in a show about housewives, as a housewife.
Score = 6