These two are Finalists this season. They beat out thousands of hopefuls. Cream of the crop.
I'm not saying America doesn't have talent. I'm just saying that a question mark should be added to the end of the show's name. Like, we'll see. It might! We're not sure yet. But maybe! Define "talent."
Posted by Gabe at 2:30 PM in Reality TV
Tags: America's Got Talent | Dogs
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Before I recognize the validity of this contest, I'm gonna need to see the dog's birth certificate to prove he was born in America. This ain't "Kenya's got Talent", Rex!
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Topical Zing!
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But what do they do?
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I've only become angry about "America's Got Talent" since seeing the winner of "Ukraine's Got Talent": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=518XP8prwZo
I'm sure David Hasselhoff would just wonder out loud why she didn't build a sweet sand castle.
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I think I might be in love with the winner of Ukraine's Got Talent.
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Me too. I'm also in love with whatever kind of crazy sand board she was drawing on. I want to play with it too!!
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That's one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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get hollywood on the phone, we may finally have an etch-a-sketch script
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That is the most amazing thing that has ever been done with sand.
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And I thought this guys sand skills were impressive:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6ZqKmaN2qw
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What concerns me is that America's Got Talent has two British judges. The show really be called "We Are A Real Country Now, England/Dad! We have Singers, Dogs and Dancers! But It's Never Good Enough for You, Is It?"
Score = 20
just from that picture I can tell that dog is pretty talented.
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is it the patriotic paw warmers?
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The show should be called "America Had Talent At One Time, Now You'll Settle for This And Like It"
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How about "America's Got Nothing Better To Do This Summer Than Watch This Show, Apparently"?
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There's nothing in the rule books that says a dog can't win a talent show.
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Where is this dogs birth certificate? I'm pretty sure he's Kenyan.
Score = -12
Dane Cook, is that you?
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You have electronically shattered my e-heart :(
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Wow, I need to read all the comments, before I write something. Why doesn't my internets have a delete button?!?
Score = 8
Completely understandable. I've made mitsakes before.
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at least no one is as ugly as susan boyle
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Oh no! It got cut off! Now no one will know where Perez Hilton is!
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From what I can extrapolate, you're saying Perez Hilton is at the The Videogum Movie Club. Is that right?
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It's the same direction your smurf is pointing. You tell me!
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Well, my Smurf was pointing at the Art Institute of Pittsburgh ad, but nothing is constant in this mixed-up, topsy-turvy world.
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Are you trying to hint that thiw weeks Videogum Movie club was Degrassi Goes Hollywood because he totally made a terrible cameo. And yes, I did watch it.
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nice pairing
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Seems this misunderstanding in title could be remedied by simply using the appropriate quotation marks. The ACTUAL name of the show is: America's Got "Talent".
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