Um, WHY IS VERNE TROYER MAKING OUT WITH A BABY DOLL?

Any ideas? ANY FUCKING IDEAS ON WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? Because I'm really at a loss on this one. I've seen reports that Verne is supposedly impersonating Coolio, who is rumored to have sexually harassed Sugababes singer Mutya Buena before she left the show, BUT THAT IS NOT ENOUGH OF AN EXPLANATION. I feel like an Eyes Wide Shut druid should have at least had the decency to stand in front of this scene so that we wouldn't be able to see what was happening. Who do you think those people were? Those were not just some ordinary people. If I told you their names- I'm not going to tell you their names- but if I did, I don't think you'd sleep so well. COOLIO, WILL YOU PLEASE PUT DOWN THAT CAMERA AND EXPLAIN WHAT THIS IS?

In other news, Verne is the odds-on favorite to win the show. Team Verne! (Team Verne?) The prize, of course, is a lifetime of public humiliation and self-doubting regret.

Posted by Gabe at 3:15 PM in Reality TV
Tags: Celebrity Big Brother | Coolio | Mutya Buena | Verne Troyer

8 Comments

I think since he peaked at "naked and urinating on scooter in gym" from that other show, he can only try to top that.

Posted by: Fascist Baby at 01/23/09 3:22 PM | Reply
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He finally found someone of an appropriate height to date and now people are all up in arms about it. Just because you have a personal vendetta against him does not give you the right to nitpick and find something wrong with everything he does.

Posted by: Darren87 at 01/23/09 3:34 PM | Reply
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I'm getting a weird vibe that this could be a "Mini" sequel to this documentary

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3710987618964917848

Posted by: sarcasticmeow at 01/23/09 3:50 PM | Reply
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An American Girl doll would have been creepier.

Posted by: vividblurry at 01/23/09 4:26 PM | Reply
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Why does he have a scooter?

Posted by: kryz at 01/23/09 5:12 PM | Reply
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Isn't the real question: Why is Verne Troyer wearing a diaper while submitting to the libidinous urges of that leukemia-stricken child?

Posted by: J at 01/23/09 5:15 PM | Reply
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Guys, you don't know how hard it is to find quality baby-on-baby like this.

Posted by: wubdub at 01/23/09 11:56 PM | Reply
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Damn that baby was asking for it. Maybe if it didn't want Verne Troyer making out with it, it should have though twice before putting on that sexy little outfit.

Posted by: Wandicorn at 01/24/09 4:02 AM | Reply
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