The Real Housewives Of Enough Already • It was announced today that there will be a Real Housewives of Washington DC. They should combine all these Housewives spin-offs with all of the C.S.I. spin-offs. Get it? Murder.
Posted at 4:35 PM in Reality TV
Tags: The Real Housewives Of Washington DC
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Much like the rest of the RH shows, nobody remotely important will be on this show. I'm sure some politician is going to be really gung ho about having his wife air all their dirty laundry. They should just call it the Real Housewives of Northern Virginia and Maryland, bc it's going to be a bunch of crazy bitches from Fairfax and Bethesda.
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The real housewives of Vienna, McLean, Freindship Heights, Bethesda and Georgetown doesn't have as much of a ring to it as the real housewives of DC. Now does it?
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Maybe this one will be different. These are not real housewives.
Still real boring.
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