The Hills: Holly Montag Is Unnecessary
I refuse to talk about Audrina's boy problems. As far as I'm concerned, Audrina should seal up her vagina with cement. Justin Bobby. He's a HAIRDRESSER. I'm not throwing hairdressers under the bus, but I will throw ridiculous people under the bus, and sometimes ridiculous people are hairdressers. JONATHAN ANTIN? I rest my case. Audrina's boy troubles. Get real. Does she like Cory more than she likes Justin Bobby? That's like asking if someone likes warm water better than lukewarm water. It's not even a question. I refuse to exert any more mental energy on the romantic triangles of a woman who doesn't even know what a triangle is ("is that the sharp shape?"). So this week that eliminates having to deal with just about everyone except for Heidi and Spencer, and Heidi's sister Holly.
As we know, Holly Montag has been crashing at Heidi and Spencer's condo for an indeterminate amount of time. And Spencer's had it!
That clip provides so many more questions than answers. For example:
- Why does Spencer Pratt need an office?
- What is Spencer Pratt eating?
- Who will kill him for the way he talks about moms?
- Which producer wrote that line about hating sisters for him?
- Spell check the letter? Is he serious?
- I know he wasn't serious about the spell check thing, but is he serious?
- Who will kill him?
But he kind of does have a point. Not about the moms thing, for which he deserves harsh and fatal punishment, because moms are the best. But Holly Montag is ridiculous. And to be clear, I recognize that she was probably forced to stay in Heidi and Spencer's condo by the producers in order to create some kind of, ANY KIND OF dramatic tension in this discarded condom of a show, but she's still ridiculous. The woman is Joe Francis's personal assistant for heaven's sake. (Sorry heaven). I believe that family is family and that you have to take care of your house, but anyone over the age of 25 who doesn't recognize the obnoxiousness of overstaying one's welcome deserves whatever happens to them (jail).
OFFICIAL POSITION: Holly Montag is an idiot! PUT IT IN THE BOOKS.
Posted by Gabe at 2:00 PM in Reality TV
Tags: Audrina Patridge | Heidi Montag | Holly Montag | Lauren Conrad | Spencer Pratt | Stephanie Pratt | The Hills
notice how she says "why?" without moving her lips, and every other time she says "why" it's in the SAME TONE EVERY TIME.
Man, this show defines classy editing techniques.
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Seriously, if they can't even be bothered to edit the fakeness corrently, why should I even be bothered to try and believe it.
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"Settle down stalker mom"
See, you know it's fake when the actors don't even realize that they're supposed to be saying something funny.
Are those "whys" in the second video real? Her lips aren't moving. It reminds me of that character on Animaniacs...you know the one, right?
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He's totally reading his lines off the laptop, and he barely even manages that. I don't know who the girl is because (thank God) I've never watched the show, but he's doesn't ever look at her. Why are these people famous again?
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As usual, Spencer overestimates his place in history: http://tinyurl.com/3opzfw
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This show is terrible, if these people didn't have rich parents they would be dead.
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I LOL'd at the WHYs. Was that actually aired or did Gabe do that?
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CAUGHT!
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The ANTM-style voiceover quality was great. Rich fourfour would be proud.
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he was eating dead babies in a can. or maybe tuna fish. also the why's & what's is amazing.
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lololololololololforever, gabe.
0:55 was the moment of laffs.
dubbing her on top of her. wonderful.
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This is the first time I've seen clips of this show, and it is the WORST. WORST!!! There is no worster, ever. And she supports John McCain!!! Guh, DESTROY!!
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Yeah the why and what comments were most definitely added in. They were not on the original episode.
Spencer needs to die. I think he is scum. I don't have a problem with Holly, I actually kind of like her. She is one of the only peace makers on the show.
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Oh, and I think Spencer is eating granola. That's my best guess.
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