The Entire Cast Of The Real World Sucks

If the new season of the Real World is a game of Marry/Fuck/Kill, they are clearly trying to shoot the moon with a solid 7 kills round. Man, what a bunch of creeps. In last night's episode practically everyone was a creep, and the only ones who weren't just didn't get on camera.

Mike is still first in line, with his weird aggro enabling of Joey's drinking problem. Who does that? "I have a drinking problem." "It's cool, dude, you can always talk to me. Now let's just have some fun by drinking, that's all I'm saying to you." Fuck that guy. It's no wonder he's having sex with that racist nightmare, Kim. Is she a winner, or what? I wish I could date her. I would take her to Mississippi and burn her. And then there's Joey, which I don't even really want to get into because I actually feel kind of bad for him. He threatened suicide in last night's episode, which is not funny. But someone should switch out his steroids with some chill pills.

The best part about this season, though, is that their "job" is to take improv classes and start an improv troupe. They are going to have so many hilarious sketches about body shots and breaking up with your long distance boyfriend, you'll bust a gut. By shooting yourself. In the gut. And then in the face.

Posted by Gabe at 4:30 PM in Reality TV
Tags: Creeps | Hollywood | Improv | The Real World

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HAHAHAHA. OK, I just watched this video again and I'm pretty sure Kim says "I'm not a whore, but I do like sex." NOT what I thought she said, which is "I'm not poor."

I'M SO STUPID.

But she's still the worst. I really dislike her strongly.

Posted by: Gabe at 05/01/08 5:05 PM | Reply
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That makes more sense, but I still enjoyed your montage.

Posted by: Scott  in reply to Gabe's comment at 05/01/08 5:12 PM | Reply
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I'd have enjoyed it more if she'd have said "I'm not poor, but I do like sex" because that would have made her some sort of creep savant, and I need a standardizing system for everything this important

Posted by: bengootscar at 05/01/08 8:34 PM | Reply
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When will dudes realize that the porcupine-in-a-hurricane hairdo is fucking goofy looking?

Posted by: karl at 05/02/08 9:45 AM | Reply
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There is no Mike.. I think you mean Dave?

(Yeah I know it sucks, but sometimes I can't help but watch it.)

Posted by: Shannon at 05/03/08 1:35 AM | Reply
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