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May 13, 2008

The British Bachelor Chooses His Chylde Bryde

"Shayne's a little monkey. When she cuddles me, it's like a monkey holding on."
- Bachelor Matt Grant

Well, I was wrong. Last night on The Bachelor, Matt Grant took the girls back to meet his awesome "mad" family, and then sent Chelsea home and proposed to 22-year-old Shayne Lamas with the immortal words "Monkey, will you marry me?". It was actually pretty adorable, especially for The Bachelor. Here's Chelsea's limo scene, and Matt's proposal to Shayne:

Prediction: these two will have their own Newlyweds-type show on ABC, with Shayne's dad Lorenzo Lamas starring as the meddling father in law.

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This comment will be light on the I told you so, and heavy on the conspiracy theory. After watching how it all played out (accompanied by my good friend Bottle Ofwine) it seems reasonable that those geniuses over at The Bachelor actually recruited the winner way in advance, and she was a ringer the whole time. Wait till you hear my theories about 9-11! Hint: Trishelle from Real World Las Vegas planned it.

Posted by: Mrs. The Bachelor: London Calling at 05/13/08 3:57 PM | Reply
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Shayne and Matt is a joke they have known each other for a while i do believe beacause she was to jealous toward the other girls and they didn't understand why Robin couldn't toward him and Chelesa knewn that she would have got upset so chelesa stay away on the one on one date and Matt knew why Chelesa scared and crying for she knew that Matt family didn't care for her and they all ready knew shayne lamas it's funny they say producer could let hurt others matt gave it away on who he going to pick on noelle date now all the ladies are together and matt walks in and he goes and kiss shayne only and all the other just watched that was very very wrong matt grant you are a uk jerk thake care jennifer

Posted by: Jennifer Jones at 05/15/08 10:01 AM | Reply
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