Videogum Home - designed by Guilherme Rosa

 

May 15, 2008

MTV's Exiled Is Your Birthday Present

MTV has a new show coming out this August called Exiled in which the aging failures of My Super Sweet 16 are sent to live in a house and find out what really happens when people stop being brats and start having to eat mud cakes. Here's the trailer, guys, and it looks great:

(via Jezebel)

You have to give MTV credit where credit is due. My Super Sweet 16 is an insufferable offense to mankind, and an advertisement for eugenics, which I used to think was a horrible program but My Super Sweet 16 opened my eyes. In the words of my friend Scott, just because the Nazis did it, doesn't mean it can't be done right. But when MTV closes a door on your face, they open a window that leads to a Schadenfreude paradise. The only thing that would make this show better is if Bear Grylls taught you how to eat these brats to survive in the wilderness.

Imagine that, except the dead sheep is wearing a tiara and complaining that its new Hummer only has four DVD players mounted on the dashboard. So good.

Exiled premieres August 25th, at 10:30 PM.

Posted by Gabe at 12:52 PM in
Tags:  |




8 Comments

Way to raise a winner, Cee Lo.

Posted by: action bastard at 05/15/08 4:35 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Africa is not a country, douchbags.

Posted by: click clack at 05/15/08 4:55 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

My faith in humanity has just been restored.

Posted by: TigerMachine profile link at 05/15/08 8:23 PM | Reply
Score = 2 Vote up Vote down
Parker

Isn't it the universal consensus that kids suck because their parents do? When's the last time those wives worked more than 10 hours a week? I hope malaria makes an appearance, shit.

Posted by: itsthenewjanbrady profile link at 05/16/08 1:32 AM | Reply
Score = 1 Vote up Vote down

ii feel soo bad forr them i would kill my parents if they did that to me like my parents always tell mee realty check but i swear to god if they everrrr

Posted by: jesse at 08/20/08 7:13 PM | Reply
Score = -2 Vote up Vote down

I can't wait until we find out if a wild pride of Lions can digest a tiara.

Posted by: Michael at 08/25/08 12:12 PM | Reply
Score = 1 Vote up Vote down

About time!!!!!

It actually looks sort of funny, but also sad, cos I can't believe these girls don't even have a sliver of maturity in them. However, to an extent it seems contradictory for MTV to put this out while still putting out stuff like Super sweet Sixteen and the Hills.

Posted by: Kate at 08/25/08 10:52 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

I think this show is a great idea. I am 18 and have a daughter and still dont think i appreciate life and the way i have it as much as i should. African people have it so hard. Most people do out of the United States. We think it is funny how girls get 90000 cars when they turn 16 when if you could jsut take one day of there spendings and give it to African people they could live for a year. Everyone who thinks its funny what those people go trhough need a reality check, esp those of you who dont appreciate anything and have mommy and daddy pay your way through life.

Posted by: Harley at 08/25/08 11:14 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Leave a comment


Staff

  • Founder/Editor-In-Chief: Scott Lapatine
  • Senior Editor: Gabe Delahaye
  • Executive Editor: Amrit Singh

Info

Contact

You Can Make It Up logo
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.

You Can Make It Up: The Terminator Trap

The Terminator trudged along the wooded path towards the lake, his gun dangling by his side, the taunts still ringing in his hypersensitive bionic ears. He stared at the ground as he walked, and didn't even bother scanning anything with...

MORE »

The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time logo
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.

The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Funny Games

Do you ever eat foods that you know you don't like, just to remind yourself why you don't like them? I think that's a good thing to do sometimes! The worst case scenario is that you might momentarily have a...

MORE »

Monsters' Ball logo
This week's five highest rated comments as voted on by you, the lowest rated comment as voted on by you, and the editor's choice.

Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments

Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat...

MORE »

Double Dog logo
Blogging about TV and movies isn't all fun and videogames. Every week, Lindsay or Gabe will be presented with a physical or mental challenge that tests their bravery,patience, and taste.

Double Dog: I Took A TV Bus Tour Alone In A "Just Jack" Tshirt

The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...

MORE »

Videogum Movie Club logo
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.

The Videogum Movie Club: Where The Wild Things Are

I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...

MORE »